#bed-wed-behead

[fuzzy-chronicler]

Jeremy, Guilliman, Cawl, for Nurgle Fuzz. Bed, Wed, Behead?

-Bed Jeremy, since I for sure don’t want to see him beheaded and I believe he had some other ladies he would more like to wed later, then me.Wed Guilliman then. Although I have no idea how this is even possible and what horrible disaster it would bring, but beheading seems to be just rood after all that time he spent healing.And it leaves Cawl for beheading, although I am quite sure he had already made his head, like you know, “problemlessly removable”. Or has some something like a servoskull on this mecha-tentacle for beheading. He is a smart one.

[fuzzy-chronicler]

Changling, masque, woogi >:) for hrm... K fuzz

-Bed changeling, wed masque and behead you for dragging me into this slaaneshi nonsense! 

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Bed-Wed-Behead for Slaaneshi Fuzz. Fuuko, Karimah and Artemis Prima.

*sigh heavily*-Okay, if malalite can play her “kill everyone” card since she is “a daemon of Malal” I will say “bed everyone” since I am “a daemon of Slaanesh”. Because it would be a crime to pick behead for any of them. Dat hair.

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Khorne Fuzz: Angron, Skarbrand, An'ggrath?

-Behead Skarbrand, bed Angron, wed An’ggrath, I guess. 

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Wed-Bed-Behead for Khorne Fuzz because she has cute braids: Goddess Fuuko, Captain Branwen, Lotara Sarrin.

-Engage in glorious melee with Branwen, engage in less glorious melee over the blanket with Fuuko, which means wedding Lotara. And killing her enemies, what is always good for a skulls count. 

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Wed-Bed-Behead. All Fuzzes The Emperor, Tribune Ra, The Souless Queen.

Malalite Fuzz once more pics “Behead Everyone” to no ones surprise. Maybe she just doesn’t like this meeme, or maybe she is just an asshole. Who knows.Tzeentchian, Khornate, Nurglite and Slaaneshi after some time decide to collectively go with beheading lady Krole (no offence intended just pariah factor), bedding Emperor and wedding Ra.

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Tzeentch Fuzz: Wed, Bed, Behead Nurgle, Slaanesh, and Khorne Fuzz

-Ugh. If I really need to: behead Khornate, she always makes mess in my library, wed Nurglite, she cooks well, bed Slaaneshi, since she is only one left. And doesn’t steal blankets.

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T Fuzz: skull taker, Woogi and... epithemus? I THINK is how you spell his name...

-Actually, this would be Epidemius, I believe. Also - behead him. Wed Skulltaker and it means bed you. But looking at your smug face I am honestly questioning this decision.