#bedman headcanons

[xinsareforever]

Bedman Relationship Hcs

A/N: This is literally my first yk hc thing so uhh OOC ofc

Tags: OOC, Bedman x (GN)reader, fluff !

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Bedman x Reader Cuddling Headcanons

Bedman doesn’t exactly cuddle, but he’s always by your side, almost like he’s making sure you’re not escaping him. "Where do you think you’re going?" he asks lazily as you try to leave the bed. "Just to get some water," you say. "You don’t need water. Stay." He’s not asking, he’s demanding—and, well, you don’t mind staying.

He has a habit of making offhand comments that make you both roll your eyes and smile. "You’re staring again," he says with a smirk, eyes half-closed. You flush. "No, I’m not." "Liar. You should know by now I see everything, even when I sleep."

Physical affection might not be his strongest suit, but that doesn’t stop him from keeping tabs on it. "You haven’t kissed me in over ten minutes," he mentions one day, sounding more annoyed than needy. "I thought you didn’t care about that stuff?" you ask, raising an eyebrow. He sighs dramatically. "I never said I didn’t care. You should know better."

He’s always making sarcastic comments about your affection, but secretly enjoys it. "Why do you insist on brushing my hair? You know I’m not awake for most of this," he comments as you run a brush through his hair. "Because you need it," you retort, grinning. "Hm, well… make sure you get the back this time."

When he’s in your dreams, he tends to talk a lot, often about the strangest things. "Do you ever think about the fragility of the human mind?" he asks, completely serious, as you cuddle closer. You sigh. "Can we not talk about this right now?" "Fine. But you’ll think about it eventually."

Despite his aloofness, he gets surprisingly clingy if you’re not close enough. "Am I being avoided?" he asks, completely deadpan. "What? No!" you respond, confused. He opens one eye, studying you. "Then why haven’t you hugged me yet?" You roll your eyes, giving him a quick kiss. "Better?" "Immensely."

[subhumanselflover]

Romantic Bedman Headcanons with a reader who’s cuddly and likes to pick up / carry him?

note: ohh this is sweet. on it!

Bedman/A cuddly S/O!

To be real, he acts annoyed about it at first, but deep down he is so starved for affection.

He huffs when you pick him up, insisting that there's no need for this, he can walk just fine on his own.

If you pick him up while hugging him, he flails a bit.

So overall, he's a bit grumpy about it, but eventually he goes from fighting it, to just pretending to be indignant as you pick him up and carry him around.

He prefers affection to be in private, so if you pick him up at home, he doesn't mind as much.

In fact, he considers it a bit of a fun little convenience, and will use it to his advantage. Probably asks you to take him from one room to the next if he's just not feeling like walking.

As for general cuddliness, again, he loves it as long as he's alone with you. Though he doesn't terribly mind holding hands or staying close together in public.

Doesn't mind you curling up to him while he's working on something or just relaxing, he'll probably wrap an arm around you or idly play with your hair.

[subhumanselflover]

not bedman anon but could i request bedman dating a reader who is a tsundere? like,,,hardcore tsundere>.<

note: when i first saw this my first thought was “two tsunderes? absolutely nothing is getting done.” but i can work with this after like .. what, 2 months? i came up with something! hope this isn’t too rusty >_<

Bedman/Tsundere Reader!

I think with a very logical Bedman and a very tsundere partner, he probably initially believes you’re not much of one for affection. So he’s not overly affectionate, he’ll just spend time with you in other ways.

He likes sharing hobbies with you mostly! And long conversations.

Though he talks a lot about the things he’s passionate about, he wants to listen to you talk too! And after listening to you..

“That’s very interesting, dear, do you know that you’re quite lovely when you talk?” And he continues to tell you about plenty of traits you might not have noticed about yourself when you’re talking.

With a flushed face, you tell him IMMEDIATELY to shut up.

“Huh? Is there something wrong that I said? I hope I haven’t bothered you,”

You go quiet, and look away from him. “I.. don’t want to talk anymore..”

You warm up slowly to him, but for now, you’ve gotten far too flustered.

[subhumanselflover]

Hello hello Mar!

Sorry to bother you, may I req fluffy date hcs with Romeo? Thank you for all you hard work

- Bedman Anon

note: bedman anon. you never bother me friend. you make me feel like an old italian restaurant owner talking to a regular. anything for you my buddy. i hope you enjoy. my good-writing juice is a little dry rn but i want to write so i'm doing my best

A fluffy date with Bedman! (Headcanons :3)

Bedman prefers spending time with you at home, but when you ask to go out for a date, he's planning everything intricately. (Personal headcanon: Bedman has the world's craziest autism to me, so everything is planned with precision. He's got a schedule, even!)

Overall, everything is planned based around you having a good time, he asks you a lot of questions about what you want the date to be like.

The date ends up being a cute little lunch date, getting a nice meal together (definitely stealing from each other's plates), and then he takes you to a bakery after for a little treat (perhaps the robovenom bakery..?)

Romeo doesn't mind paying for things on the date. He insists on it, in fact. It's the right thing for him to do, right?

If you want, he'll go on a walk with you after eating. (Though I headcanon Romeo deals with fatigue/some mobility issues, he does his best, despite needing to take a few rests here and there.) He enjoys holding your hand, and he'll ramble a bit about different subjects while you walk together.

If you happen to prefer dates at home, he's still setting up everything perfectly. Getting your favorite foods, setting up either games to play together or movies to watch, even building a bit of a (carefully crafted) pillow fort in your living room.

Overall, he just wants you to have a good time. He loves you, and wants to do his best for you.

[subhumanselflover]

Greetings! May I request some Bedman romantic headcanons please?

note: of course! hope you enjoy :3 i kinda threw a handful of my personal bedman characterization into this one hehe

Bedman Romantic Headcanons

What's his love language? Infodumping. Anything you like, he will tell you every single fact he knows about it. He enjoys knowing these things, so he wants to share his knowledge with you. It's the highest form of affection to him.

His complements always sound sort of objective and matter-of-fact, but they're always meant with love.

Not the biggest on physical affection, but he gets kind of clingy if he's tired or overwhelmed and he needs something to ground him. He'll want to hold your hand, or cling to your side.

Big fan of parallel play. Please sit in the same room with him in silence and do your own thing while he reads or works on something. He loves it.

Though if you ask him about what he's doing or reading, have fun with that unskippable cutscene.

Loves watching movies together. My Bedman cinema nerd headcanon shall persist.

Worries about you a lot but tries to cover it up. He comes to trust you more over time, but he has a lot of personal doubts that make him close up a bit.

Sometimes doesn't seem to understand why you like him so much. If you hold him and reassure him, it helps quite a bit.