Idk how you feel when it comes to xrd bedman but if your fine with it could i get relationship headcanons for him (if you dont want to its perfectly fine)
tbf i don't have much of an opinion on bedman. some like him, some don't! i personally do, however, so here you go :thumbsup:
Bedman Relationship Headcanons
Length: Short-to-Medium (217 words)
Tags: GN!Reader, tsundere Bedman, fluff, bed with a heart of gold
Notes: For this, I will be referring to Bedman as Romeo. I think of him as a huge tsundere tbh so you're probably gonna see a lot of that here. Also, sorry I didn't get to this sooner! I fucked up.
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If you looked at him from afar, Romeo could definitely pass as the cold, calculating type. But peer a little closer into his absolute world, and you'll find out that deep inside, he's actually a huge softie!
It's not like he loves you or anything, because he definitely doesn't. Really. Truthfully, he does, but he won't tell you. It's embarrassing for him to admit it.
He does show his love in other ways, though! Lying close to you in bed, rambling long and hard on the couch, stepping in for you when he feels you're not up for the task... It's clear he only wants the best for you. It's just hard for him to tell you outright.
However, when he does say it, it's not in the guise of his usual spiels. It's the truth. He means it, first and foremost, and he won't let you forget it.
And you'll softly pull him in, and you'll go in for a kiss, and even though he'll back off at first, it's clear to both you and him that there'll be no other choice but to reciprocate. And when you're done, and when the stage is set, you'll smile softly at him, telling him the one thing he wants to hear the most:
whahsbebshdd i’m rlly shy abt this and i saw the bedman hcs you wrote and i loved it so much it had my legs kicking and my hair twirling
requesting bedman x a really loving kinda clingy reader,,,,,,
Bedman x GN! Clingy! Loving! Reader
There's no summary it's general headcannons annons letting me be werid!!
N: YIPPEEEEEEE, dont be shy about future requests when open asks are welcomed! thank you for the request!
Warnings: spoilers for bedman during strive and xrd, and minor spoilers for bedmans? Story
He's not escaping you, like ever not like he wants to anyway. "I'm leaving!" "Not without me!" You rush toward the door "you're still in your pjs" "does it matter?" He sighs disappintedly, you could probably do a pushup for everytime he sighs and end up swole and then he'd sigh again
You blame him for being likeable for you being as loving as you are. His kisses even though they're just small taps on the cheek from him they always leave you wanting him to do it again. "Stop" "I'm not doing anything tho" "you're about to ask me if I want to let you brush my hair" "....no" "do it" "yay!" Atleast someone takes care of his physical appearance for em, he's getting free spa days without someone complaining over how much he nitpicks. "Under my nails have been a bit dirty too" "I'll get it" "and there might be a pimple near my leg" "I'll pop it" "dirt in my glasses aswell" you stop what you're doing just to stare it him blankly, even though his eyes were closed he could still feel you staring bullets. "What?" "Are they even prescription?"
He'd enjoy the times he got to appear in your dreams, he's awake able to talk...alot...but his voice is pretty it's not like he'll rant so hard he raps about the same topic twice "when we talk about survival of the fittest-" that was all u listened to before just hearing a mumble of his voice, him just going on and on with you nodding your head. Other than the long 12 page essay front to back that comes out of his mouth he can also be quite engaged in dreams, specifically yours. He'd 100% ask you the next dream you have with him in it. "So what did you dream about?" Your eyes widen before your face goes stone cold "a discount at the supermarket and me trying to make homemade ice cream sandwiches that ended up exploding" he pushes up his glasses "is that so?" "Yea" "because a little birdie told me you were dreaming of me" you giggle, foolish mistake infront of him of all people, you'd have to wipe that dream out of your brain before he gets it outta you
He'd act like he doesn't like how much physical affection, hed be all "love is feable it isn't going to last and most people that are motivated by it end up crying in someone's couch" but everytime you headed his warnings, he'd get a tad...pretty annoyed. "Am I disgusting to you?" "What?" "You haven't hugged me for an entire 6 minutes is there a bug on me?" "I thought you didn't like me being that way" "I do" for the first time you sigh disapointedly "Alright buddy" "so you're not even going to call me Romeo now" you somehow can feel him putting hands on his hips, expect him to be ranting in his dreams because he didn't ever expect you to call him anything other than Romeo and not hug him for 6 minutes. You've learned giving him a small kiss is usually enough for him to forgive you.
You're also the person behind how polished the bed is, with Romeo or not. "You've gotten a bit rusty" it gently squeezes your hand "I ment physically, I'll take it off I wonder if it'll hurt you like this" Delilah trusts you a bit with him not knowing the extent of your relationship. "Don't touch him too much" "you think he'll attack me?" "Maybe" you pat the beds hand "don't worry I can fix him" you feel both siblings give judgemental looks. "That's crazy I can hear your brother sighing and calling me a fool"
-Bedman, with his high intelligence and strategic thinking, would show his care by doing things for the reader that make their life easier—anticipating their needs, solving problems before they even realize they exist, or manipulating situations to protect them without asking for recognition.
-Although Bedman comes off as cold or detached, in a romantic relationship, he would likely use words in his unique, sometimes cryptic way to express his affection. These might be subtle or indirect, but when Bedman speaks tenderly, his words would hold weight, making the reader feel truly understood and valued.
Romantic Bedman Headcanons with a reader who’s cuddly and likes to pick up / carry him?
note: ohh this is sweet. on it!
Bedman/A cuddly S/O!
To be real, he acts annoyed about it at first, but deep down he is so starved for affection.
He huffs when you pick him up, insisting that there's no need for this, he can walk just fine on his own.
If you pick him up while hugging him, he flails a bit.
So overall, he's a bit grumpy about it, but eventually he goes from fighting it, to just pretending to be indignant as you pick him up and carry him around.
He prefers affection to be in private, so if you pick him up at home, he doesn't mind as much.
In fact, he considers it a bit of a fun little convenience, and will use it to his advantage. Probably asks you to take him from one room to the next if he's just not feeling like walking.
As for general cuddliness, again, he loves it as long as he's alone with you. Though he doesn't terribly mind holding hands or staying close together in public.
Doesn't mind you curling up to him while he's working on something or just relaxing, he'll probably wrap an arm around you or idly play with your hair.
izz wizz ik this is a twst blog but i need fat romeo bedman. if you could do hcs for like gn reader thatd be great. PLEASE if you do this ill ask for idia cock hcs next
so you’re a madman, first and foremost. Second, have your HCs crafted to you leisure.
Fat Romeo x My Friend Floyd HCs. (I drank my father’s alcohol)
Romeo doesn’t give two shits and a fuck about his weight and if you try to press him you will leave crying.
He’ll flaunt himself (he has negative rizz)
SLUMBIE PARTY!!!1!1!1!!1!!1!!!
Congratumalations!!!!!1! Dating Romeo FuckFace Neumann has given you the special ability: astral projection
you may rest on his thighs. If people (Delilah) at any point walk in though, the bed will chuck you
any actual dates kinda just involve you two just. Sleeping there.
I’d try and make it romantic by saying that y’all could sleep beside each other but my boy Romeo wants his space so the bed will kinda just hold you.
He hates puns. He’ll make an exception for you tho.
Me and The Bad Bitch I Pulled By Being Autistic (who is the bad bitch and who is the autist? WHO KNOWZ!!!!!!)
Cuddles are an actual treasure 1. Bc he’s hella huggable and 2. Bc he literally never hugs ever LOLOLOLOL
Kisses are either gentle or he’s fucking grabbing you me face no in between
ur his boytoy srry
oh and he’s trans btw
go fuck yourself
TO ALL THE OTHER PPL WHO SENT ME ASKS I’LL GET TO THEM I PROMISE I AM SADLY A VICTIM OF THE AMERICAN SCHOOLING SYSTEM
N: I SAW THE ASUKA AND HAPPY CHOAS SUMMER SKINS BRO were eating good
Warnings: mention of physical scaring/brusing, minor spoilers from Bedman?'s Arcade mode, rotted in my drafts this is months old
"Hey look at this!" How did you get a sleeping man to look at you wide eyed. Him and the bed. "What are you showing me?" "A burn mark I got!" "..."
You weren't supposed to answer that, he already knew. Why is he dating someone with the brancells of a goldfish.
You watch the bed investigate the mark slowly applying creams and a bandage around it. "That isn't really necessary. It'll disappear in due time" you hear him sigh the bed looking down tighing up the rest of the bandage and leaning in close. The bed suddenly begins leaning close so he could kiss your forehead.
"Thank you Romeo" you lean in to kiss him but he backs away. "You don't deserve one" "oh come on!" "That bruise isn't something to flex about, when it disappears is when you'll be deserving of my affections" "but that's almost a month!" You pout "you'll live"
As soon as you went to sleep that day, he drags you into his dream, scolding you even more and cupping your face. "It's fine Romeo" "you need to be more careful!" The concern on his face is so vivid you didn't know he could be so expressive. "I'll be fine, after all you take good care of me" you smile softly holding the hand he had to your face and kissing it gently, he looks blankly as if slightly disgusted yet flattered "You're hopeless"
Nuh uh... you're not getting away this that flex. "Baiken! Look at this mark I got! Looks like the one on your forehead" you smile brightly but she just wasn't having it, landing a small chop on your forehead.
"AH! Baiken!" You hold your forehead. "Only fair" she sighs "go get a bandage I'll patch you up" "it's nothing serious" she stands there crossing her arm "your not gonna give me a choice..." "..."
You got the first aid kit and let her patch you up. Everytime you made eye contact with her she'd look disappointed so you just avoided looking at her. "That's a tattoo not a mark" and then back to silence.
As soon as she's done, she'd just wait for you to look at her, rubbing your hand as she got more impatient. She might move your head forcefully if she runs out of it. "You're welcome" "...." "it's embrassing now huh"
She pulls you in for a soft kiss on the cheek, firming her grip on your bandaged hand. "You're so idiotic at times"
Um... thats...something. "asuka lo-" "What happened?" He investigates it lifting your hand up to kiss the scar. "What are you doing?!" "I know people kiss bruises some times" "that's for kids asuka!" "You acting like one trying to show this off"
You sigh softly as he calmly drags you to the bathroom to patch you up, you hiss and struggle a bit but asuka holds firm. "That hurts!" "It'll help" he does the rest while you try to hold back your grunts "I know you didn't get this on purpose but you deserve it trying to show it off" you sigh once again
He's done fairly quickly again, kissing the bruise. "Asuka!" "Apologizes" he giggles a bit at your reaction clearly enjoying to tease you . "You're laughing at me" you pout "you're just adorable when you're blushing" "i-" you sigh laying your head on your arm. "Do you want me to carry you to bed so you can rest" looking up at him narrowing your eyes, watching a small smile form on his face.
"You're such a teasing jerk" "but you're adorable like this" he kisses your cheek "you said that already!" Smiling a bit wider he hugs you softly burying himself into your shoulder. "Is this my punishment for burning myself" "yes" he keeps you in that hold till you apologize...never gonna happen you're stuck here forever
"What if I do it again just for you to be like this?" "Then it won't happen" "what if-" "no" he always cuddled up to you like this whenever even a minor injury happened. You remmber stuff that only required a bandage would end with asuka hugging you for minutes...and then you remmber he often falls asleep like this and you look down remembering how heavy he is...yea good luck
A/N: This is literally my first yk hc thing so uhh OOC ofc
Tags: OOC, Bedman x (GN)reader, fluff !
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Bedman x Reader Cuddling Headcanons
Bedman doesn’t exactly cuddle, but he’s always by your side, almost like he’s making sure you’re not escaping him. "Where do you think you’re going?" he asks lazily as you try to leave the bed. "Just to get some water," you say. "You don’t need water. Stay." He’s not asking, he’s demanding—and, well, you don’t mind staying.
He has a habit of making offhand comments that make you both roll your eyes and smile. "You’re staring again," he says with a smirk, eyes half-closed. You flush. "No, I’m not." "Liar. You should know by now I see everything, even when I sleep."
Physical affection might not be his strongest suit, but that doesn’t stop him from keeping tabs on it. "You haven’t kissed me in over ten minutes," he mentions one day, sounding more annoyed than needy. "I thought you didn’t care about that stuff?" you ask, raising an eyebrow. He sighs dramatically. "I never said I didn’t care. You should know better."
He’s always making sarcastic comments about your affection, but secretly enjoys it. "Why do you insist on brushing my hair? You know I’m not awake for most of this," he comments as you run a brush through his hair. "Because you need it," you retort, grinning. "Hm, well… make sure you get the back this time."
When he’s in your dreams, he tends to talk a lot, often about the strangest things. "Do you ever think about the fragility of the human mind?" he asks, completely serious, as you cuddle closer. You sigh. "Can we not talk about this right now?" "Fine. But you’ll think about it eventually."
Despite his aloofness, he gets surprisingly clingy if you’re not close enough. "Am I being avoided?" he asks, completely deadpan. "What? No!" you respond, confused. He opens one eye, studying you. "Then why haven’t you hugged me yet?" You roll your eyes, giving him a quick kiss. "Better?" "Immensely."
Can I give Romeo a kiss on the forehead pretty please
Bedman x GN! reader
Topic: a lil kith on the forehead
Tags: Fluff, Gender neutral reader
- Bedman would likely be confused by the gesture at first. His logical, analytical nature would make him question the purpose behind it, tilting his head slightly as he tries to process why someone would do that.
- Though he rarely shows emotion, the act of a kiss on the forehead might stir something deep inside him—an unfamiliar warmth that catches him off-guard. He may not know how to react at first but would experience a brief moment of silence, soaking in the feeling.
-Bedman is often seen with a neutral or bored expression, but after receiving a kiss, he might allow the faintest of smirks to creep across his lips.
- He might close his eyes just for a moment, letting his guard down, if only briefly, to experience something so simple and genuine.
- Bedman’s mind is always running at full speed, so after the kiss, he might overthink the meaning behind it. He’d wonder if it was an act of affection, sympathy, or something deeper, pondering over it longer than one might expect.
- Bedman, being who he is, might try to brush it off with a sarcastic comment or deflection, saying something like, “Is that supposed to make me feel better?” though secretly, he doesn't mind it at all.
-Though he’s unlikely to openly admit it, the kiss on his forehead would be a gesture Bedman quietly appreciates. His sister, Delilah, might have been the last person to show him such care, so receiving it from someone else would resonate deeply, even if he doesn’t express it outwardly.
