#beefro is blessed

[beefrobeefcal]

Frankie 🤲🏽🎁 🎉🎉🎉

HE IS GORGEOUS, TAKOS!!!!! Oh you’ve got his sweet face down to a T! I WANNA HUG HIM!

EVERYONE SAY THANK YOU TO TAKOS!!!!!

Yours in birthday sin,

Beefro👌🥩💜

[beefrobeefcal]

To all my friendos:

I wish you the happiest and safest of holiday seasons. May your days be filled with joy, comfort, and encouragement, and may you be surrounded - online and off - by people who truly see you, cherish you, and love you exactly as you are.

Whether this time of year feels loud and bright or quiet and complicated, I hope you find moments of warmth, rest, and gentle happiness. You deserve it.

Yours in merry & bright sin,

Beefro👌🥩💜

[beefrobeefcal]

As the year wraps up, I just wanted to take a moment to say thank you.

This space has meant more to me than I can probably articulate properly — the jokes, the art, the gifs, the long tags, the late-night reblogs that somehow made things feel less heavy. Even in a year where the Pedro Pascal fandom has… fractured, shifted, splintered, or whatever word fits best, I’m still really grateful for the people who stayed kind, curious, and generous with their joy.

On a more personal note, this year was not an easy one for me offline. There were moments where just showing up here took more energy than I expected, and I don’t take it lightly that so many of you met that with patience, understanding, and quiet support. Whether you knew what I was dealing with or not, the kindness I was shown — in messages, in tags, in simply being welcomed back without pressure — genuinely meant more than you know.

Fandom changes. People leave, people arrive, vibes evolve, lines get drawn. That part can be sad, frustrating, or just confusing. But I’ve also seen creativity, care, and genuine connection continue to exist here in quieter, more intentional ways — and that matters to me.

If you’ve interacted with my posts, sent an ask, reblogged something, or just lurked and enjoyed from afar: thank you. If we don’t agree on everything but still shared space respectfully: thank you. If you needed to step back for your own peace, I hope you’re doing okay.

Here’s to the parts of fandom that still feel like community, to letting go of what no longer serves us, and to carrying the good bits forward into the new year.

Wishing you rest, softness, and something to look forward to.

Yours in sin,

Beefro👌🥩💜

[beefrobeefcal]

Dearest Beef, please, oh please, never leave this hellsite!

Who else would accept my random ramblings about wanting a bigger man?! Can you just imagine it?!

That man(I’m thinking Dieter or Frankie because it is me- you think of whoever you want), his belly softly touching your head as you slobber all over his 🍆… then- THEN when he grabs you and turns you around shoving your pants down in the process and uses all his weight to

PIN

YOU

DOWN!!!

Before having his way with you?!?! 🥵🥵🥵

Are you fucking kidding me?! Who doesn’t find that tantalizing?!

This was supposed to be some sort of snarky response towards that anon and then I got sidetracked thinking about a big man(you guessed it) pinning me down and my brain went mush.

Regardless. Beef, I love you. Forever and always and please never stop being you. Write what you enjoy because you’re not the only one who likes it and that’s been proven plenty ❤️

This right here is what keeps me tethered to this site. This insatiable lust for fat/chubby/fuller/chonk men. I might need to delve back into a chonky Frankie again after this...

I love you, too, Deedle! And I know I am not alone, just like anyone who's shamed for their fantasies or gets their yums yucked. You aren't alone, as much as some might want you to think. 💜

Yours in embiggened sin,

Beefro👌🥩💜

[beefrobeefcal]

From the Beefcal house to yours, Happy Thanksgiving to all the friendos!

This year has personally been a rough one so I thank each and every one of you who lit the candle when it was getting dark.

Yours in grateful sin,

Beefro 👌🥩💜

[beefrobeefcal]

TODAY IS THE DAY! This blog turns 2 and I am very thankful. So thankful, in fact, that I am sharing al the prompts I have for the BEEF'S BEEF📝 celebration! Go on- write that crackfic you've been mulling over in your head! Make that unhinged moodboard you weren't sure about! DO IT FOR BEEF!

*If you use a tag, please tag me! Not that I feel precious about them in any way, I just wanna see what crazy diamonds you conjure!

Yours in birthday sin,

Beefro👌🥩💜

Got in a fist fight with [P-boy] over a Charlston Chew.

Caught midst thievery by [P-boy] in the convenience store he works at/manages/owns.

Made a pact for marriage that was just about to come due with [P-boy] only to receive an invite for a wedding in the mail… your wedding… what??

Showed up to buy a used exercise bike you found online from [P-boy] and it ends with an owl needing capture.

GET [P-boy] FRUSTRATED/MAD/TO BLOW HIS GASKET. DO IT NOW. DO IT FOR BEEF.

Thicc Grimace is your boss and [P-boy] is your coworker. Let chaos ensue!

[P-boy] has a hot take and you take him to task for choosing this hill to die on.

Two words: Stolen Cheese.

An Edible Arrangement gone wrong. 

Pick one P-boy and one character from the media they’re in; the round of charades has become deadly and it’s up to [reader insert/oc] to bring peace back to the living room.

Chose your own P-boy and the circumstances around your prompt for a fic, blerb, moodboard, whatever!

[beefrobeefcal]

Hi! I actually came here because of that fatphobic anon. What they said to you is shitty and it's fucked up that you had to deal with that.

This part of their hate message though

"You're making it gross with your fatness."

I keep thinking about this because I know Pedro has candidly spoken about his weight before. I remember in a couple of interviews for the Materialists movie where he talked about casting and filming, and he said something along the lines of "I was injured. I was overweight. And I didn't understand how I could be seen as the catch of Manhattan."

And my point is like. Why did he feel unattractive when he was overweight? Like even Pedro himself, regardless of all his other good traits and all the good that he does do, didn't think he could be seen as attractive because he was overweight.

Because of the stigma surrounding fatness. Because of society associating fatness with ugliness. Because of fatphobic people like that anon who push the notion that being fat is "gross" and unattractive.

No matter how much this anon claims to love Pedro, I know for sure that they would've been one of the people who would've gladly added to Pedro's insecurity and self-hate concerning his weight. What a way to out yourself as a cruel and shitty person, anon. Also, don't like, don't read jfc it's not even hard.

Fat is beautiful. Full stop.

Peace and love to you, Beef 🥩

Hello beloved!

You have made a very valid point - there is a stigma surrounding fatness and those that are fat. Bodies can be fat and fat, as you said so eloquently, is beautiful.

To everyone who has been affected by the nasty anon's ask, please know you are loveable at any weight, your size does not determine your value. Pedro has struggled with his own body image, as @captaincoffeegirl515 has stated above. This is a fact that we are all now aware of. But did his weight sway us in how we viewed and saw him? Of course not!

This blog will always be a safe place for you, especially if you are learning to love yourself. No matter what, your beef is here. You can DM me or find me on discord - beefrobeefcal.

Thank you, @captaincoffeegirl515 for your message - you're a real gem!🫶

Yours,

Kiki👌🥩💜

[beefrobeefcal]

Beefro's Annual Report 2024

I have been tagged countless times regarding a recap and/or what I was thankful for by so many wonderful friendos - but I'll give credit to @jolapeno for kicking us off.

This time last year, there were only 400 of you following me while I wrote my silly little stories. I had no idea how the year would go, from coming close to deleting everything to finding a community of people and friends who I now count as irl besties. I changed up the content I write and have explored all sorts of new things with the love and support of all you.

I love you all so very much. Here's to keeping one another afloat and warm in 2025,

Beefro👌🥩💜

Below are the fics, posters and things that I am very proud of from 2024 (masterlist can be found here).

One Shots:

Purpose: I know, I know... I have hooted and tooted about this fic before, but I really loved this so much. The fact that @perotovar loved it also makes this extra sweet. I know I am not known for seriousness and such, but I loved the experience.

like a cigar: I love this one for many reasons but chief among them is the brainstorming with @noxturnalnymph and @strang3lov3 that brought it to life. That evening will stay with me from now until the day I yeet from this mortal coil and I love you both so very much.

what the hell is wrong with tim: A vanity project that sat in my wips for 5 months. I started it because I wanted @pedroscouts badges for 'Sex Pollen' and 'Tim Rockford'. Then all hell broke loose and in to the wip bin Tim went. I finally dug him out and plugged away at it and the end result is one I am proud of. I worked hard for Tim... and all he got was pussy-fluid induced conjunctivitis and an eyepatch.

Shorties:

For the Stars: This one was brought about for my beloved Deedle @bitchesuntitled - she has worked hard on her sobriety, then wisely and bravely chose to celebrate it with her community. I was honored to get to take part in this celebration.

Ezra Goes to Church: @toxicanonymity knew what we needed during the summer and brought about the Manspread Olympics. This shortie, sitting at 350 words, has brought me so much joy. A titan's girth in so few words.

Series:

There are Other Fish in the Sea: This one came from a deep place of ouch. I had found a community on here who enjoyed the same things I did and it blew up in my face bc some people cannot play nice in the sand box. I still remember sending this idea to a beloved moot and their response was "I'm sorry, what are you going to do to Frankie & Mouse???" It was cathartic and a blow out way to change direction and I love Ezra.

the BEEF: I know there is only one fic in this anthology series so far, but I love the concept for it so much (thanks to @covetyou). The grumpy old neighbour Joel that kicked it off really allowed me to be as unhinged and horny as I wanted and my love for him is eternal.

Posters:

This year, I took up making posters for my wips and fics to boost my moral in writing. It helped! Below are the ones that have really made me fluff my feather in my cap (some are still wips).

Things:

Monthly Prompt Challenge: In a bid to share my ideas and thots, I started this in September. So far, no one has told me to stop and I very much enjoy do this!

beef Art: This year, I had Canva introduced to me and I have never looked back. You can see some of the horrible things I have created here.

Community: I have been most fortunate to have been welcomed and held by some extremely fabulous folks on here. There are so many of you, from the casual reblogger to the routine ask dropper (@deathsholywaterr, looking at you 💋) to the beta fish (@weregirlbyknight) to the shy nonnies... and to my beloveds who's usernames/pics made my heart warm, all of you keep this beef smiling. Thank you.

tagging bc you're a repeat offender in my heart:

@strang3lov3 @noxturnalnymph @weregirlbyknight @whocaresstillthelouvre @bitchesuntitled

@goodwithcheese @jolapeno @secretelephanttattoo @perotovar @sp00kymulderr

@rebel-held @romanarose @endlessthxxghts @wintrwinchestr @xdaddysprincessxx

@toxicanonymity @pedrit0-pascalit0 @yopossum @hellfire-state-of-mind

@tinytinymenace @jennaispunk @crowandmousewritingco @yallhearsm @missredherring

@kedsandtubesocks @slutsoutgutsout @magpiepills @sr-lrn @maggiemayhemnj

@mothandpidgeon @schnarfer @mando-abs @timelordfreya @artsy-girl-76

@wordywarriorwrites @ace-turned-confused @studioghibelli @bluecookies-and-ink @evolnoomym

@covetyou