Thank you so much to @kroskimk for another video submission! ...Given that this Devilgram takes place *before* MC finds themselves whisked away to the Devildom, this is some pretty damn early Dialuci "SUBTEXT."
...I'm screaming. Analysis in tags.
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AsmoBaby: Beel's an A-Clas...
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*party venue, cheers and applause sounding*
Asmo: *gasps in delight, smiling wide* Ooh, Lucifer! Take a look at that! Those girls over there are hitting on Beel!
Lucifer: *blank and disinterested* So what?
Beel: …
Beel: …
Asmo: *smile fades into confusion* Wait a minute. The girls... They left...
Lucifer: *nods absently* Right, whatever Asmo. Now, hurry up and take those mixed nuts over to him.
Asmo: *nods back with a smile* Okay.
*fade for Asmo to approach Beel*
Asmo: *smiles cheerfully* Here you go, Beel. Sorry for the wait.
Beel: *shoulders slump with pained relief* That took forever. I was dying here.
Asmo: *giggles conspiratorially* So, what were you talking about with those girls just now?
Beel: *munch* *munch* They came over to ask me if they could sit here and drink with me, but I let them know that there were plenty of open tables over that way. *much* *munch*
Asmo: *shakes head with a perplexed gasp* What?! I can’t believe it!
Beel: *munch* *munch* *munch*
Asmo: Don’t tell me that you didn’t realize that they were trying to flirt with you?!
Beel: *munch* *munch* …?
Asmo: Oh my... So you really didn’t realize…? *sighs despondently, expression pained with sympathy* Those poor girls... If they’d only come over to talk to me instead of Mr. Antisocial here, I would’ve made sure that they had the night of their dreams. *pouts* That succubus had a pretty nice derriere.
Lucifer: *chuckles with a fond, teasing smirk* I think they were interested in Beel because he doesn’t chase after every girl he sees.
Asmo: *whines, poutily shaking head* Lucifer! That’s so meeean... It almost sounds like you’re suggesting that I chase after every girl I see.
Asmo: Anyway, I guess it shouldn’t come as a surprise that Beel is popular with the ladies. He’s my little brother, after all. *smiles fondly* He’s not here today, but I’ve heard a rumour that Belphie is actually pretty popular as well.
Lucifer: *glances to the side with a sigh* Hmm. It would seem that our youngest brothers aren’t the only ones who attract a female following.
Asmo: Huh?
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DDSimeon: Everyone's so di...
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Mammon: *hands on hips with his relaxed, lopsided smirk, laughing* …
Satan: *hums thoughtfully* …
Levi: *shifts weight with hunched shoulders, peeking out from under fringe with shy discomfort* …
Asmo: *perks up with a wide-eyed gasp of shock* Wow...you’re right. All three of them are surrounded by girls! I have to say though, I’m surprised that even Levi came. Usually when you invite him someplace like this, he turns you down before you can even get the words out.
Beel: *nods* Mammon convinced him to come out by lying to him. He said that they were having TSL Night here...a Tale of the Seven Lords fan event.
Asmo: *sighs sympathetically* The poor thing. Just look at the way Levi’s frowning. He looks so tense. He’s always been bad in social situations, and now with all of those sexy succubi hovering around trying to seduce him, he looks like his head is about to explode.
Beel: *shakes head, expression worried* He’ll probably keep himself holed up in his room for a good long while after tonight.
Lucifer: *chuckles with a smile* Asmo, what do you say you go and help your poor older brother deal with all of this unwanted attention?
Asmo: *hums with a nod* Well, I suppose I could do that, but I can’t help thinking it really is strange... Levi’s attracting the mature and conservative types, Mammon, the sassy and outgoing types, and Satan, the smart and thoughtful types.
Lucifer: *hums thoughtfully* Well, it’s only natural. Considering each one of them is so different.
Asmo: *perks up with a giggle* Well sure, but I attract every type! 🩷
Beel: *sighs, brows drawing together judgmentally* You should learn to be a little more selective.
Lucifer: *nods dryly* Yes. I completely agree.
Asmo: *scoffs, scowling defensively* Ugh, I swear, you two are no fun! And I do have preferences, you know. It’s not like I don’t care. *perks up again with a cheerful, musical hum* I suppose you could say I attract people who I have something in common with? You know, good-looking people. That’s who tend to flock to me.
Asmo: Also, I’m someone who has a lot of love to give. I’m overflowing with it! *beams* I feel like as long as I have so much love to give, I should be fair and give everyone an equal share!
Lucifer: *hums doubtfully, expression of deeply disappointed (and defeated) exasperation* You know, you almost sound like an angel right now. Until one considers the context, that is.
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Lucifer: I don't recall ma...
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Asmo: *smiles sweetly* Well, what about you, Lucifer? You have a lot of female fans. Even among us brothers, you must rank near the top.
Lucifer: *hums vaguely, arms crossed* Oh, I don’t know...perhaps?
Beel: *nods* You’re so popular, and yet no one comes up to talk to you.
Lucifer: *looks away with a short, testy sigh, clearly uncomfortable* True. I don’t remember ever having person after person come up to flirt with me like the rest of you.
Asmo: *hums thoughtfully, confused* Huh. I wonder why...
Beel: *casual, matter-of-fact* Because Lucifer’s only interested in Lord Diavolo.
Lucifer: *immediately looks back to scowl furiously, shaking head with a pissy growl* ...Don’t make it sound weird.
Asmo: *bursts out laughing, grinning wide* Ooh, yes! I know what you mean! *beaming happily* You can’t flirt with someone when you know their heart will always belong to someone else, can you?
Beel: *smiles warmly for the first time in this whole Devilgram* Nope, you sure can’t.
Lucifer: *glowering darkly* Now hold on a second...
(Helpful dialogue highlight courtesy of our esteemed submitter)
Beel: *looks down with a sulky pout* I want to learn how to be like Lucifer. I want to keep people from approaching me, too.
(^ Beel really did just cut Lucifer off to say "Anyway, now that we've firmly established that as the truth,")
Lucifer: *steaming so hard he could cook up a batch of dumplings for the whole party* Don’t make it sound like I’ve got some sort of magic barrier around me that repels people, Beel.
(The permanent reproachful scowl doesn't help bbg)
Lucifer: *grimly (desperately) changes the subject* Now then...Beel, how’s your team been doing lately?
Beel: *smiles* We’ve had a few people leave and a few join, but things have been going really—
Asmo: *shakes head with noise of protest* Whoa whoa whoa whoa! I’m not going to let you two just change the subject like that! *smiles* We almost never talk about stuff like this. Let’s not stop now!
Beel: Stuff like what?
Asmo: *giggles, heart sparkles* About how popular we are with the ladies, of course! What else?!
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Beelzeburger: So this is h...
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Asmo: So, tell me, out of us brothers, who do you two think is the most popular?
Lucifer: *shakes head with a resigned sigh* I’d say we’re all about equal there.
Beel: ...Maybe Belphie?
Asmo: *hums triumphantly, smile beaming* Oh no no no. You want to know what makes my Devilgram account go crazy? What makes the likes roll in? *grinning, happy sparkles* Posting pictures of you two, that’s what! Posting pictures of you two, that’s what!
Lucifer: *brows draw together with a reluctant sigh* What sort of pictures have you been posting, exactly?
Beel: *straightens with wide-eyed concern* Not to mention without our permission.
Asmo: *giggles* Heheh, sorryyy! But don’t worry. I haven’t posted anything embarrassing! *beams cheerfully* Since I get so many likes when I post pictures of you, I’ve started doing it more and more, you know? Also, we need people to like their student council officers. And to do that, I need to provide a little fan service, don’t I?
Asmo: So, with that said, let’s take a selfie! Come on you two, come closer! Don’t be shy! Now...pose for the camera!
*flash of white, camera shutter*
Asmo: *giggles in delight* Good, that came out well! Now I’ll prove to you two just how popular you are!
Asmo: Okay, let me just upload it to Devilgram... There!
*ding ding ding ding ding ding ding!*
Asmo: See, take a look at that. Impressive, huh? I’ve only just posted it, and already the likes are pouring in.
Beel: *expression falls into a pout of discomfort* I guess it is pretty impressive, yeah...
Lucifer: I must say, it’s odd.
Asmo: *giggles in delight* Hehehe, so...there’s your proof that people are interested in us.
*ding ding ding ding ding ding ding!*
Asmo: *hums in musical triumph* Because as you can see, we’re getting a lot of comments, too!
Asmo: Just to read a few, we have...“Beautiful!” “Excellent!” “What a perfect trio!” “Asmo is so CUTE!” “I want to meet Asmo IRL!” “More pictures of Asmo!” “Asmo I love you love you looooove you!
Asmo: *startles with sheer, wide-eyed shock of realization* Wait a minute. An awful lot of these seem to be about me, now don’t they? Which means that based on the evidence we have here… *wiggles with a triumphant hum, beaming heart sparkles* ...I guess that out of all of us, I’m actually the most popular?
*ding ding ding ding ding ding ding!*
Lucifer: *shakes head in resigned exasperation* This was your plan from the beginning, wasn’t it? You only wanted to say that.
Beel: *nods seriously* I’m not surprised a lot of people are commenting about you, Asmo. It’s your account...
*ding ding ding ding ding ding ding!*
Asmo: *giggling to himself, beaming with pride* Hehehe!
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Text chat: Giga Shark vs. Ultra Shark (from 345(3))
I don't unlock many Devilgram stories but when I do, it's unintentionally for Beel. A Beel x MC story(if one picks right) at that!!! 😩 He is more than just food! 💘😩💘🙏💘
My Secret Valentine ♡ – Levi
Next Top Chocolatier! – Newspaper
Heart-Warming✩Valentine – Barb/Dia
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AsmoBaby: It's impossible for Beel, right?
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*HOL common room*
Lucifer: *arms crossed, heaving a heavy sigh of fatherly disappointment* Beel, did you eat all of the chocolate you bought for Valentine’s Day again?
Beel: *rubs his stomach, brows drawing together in a sad puppy-pout* I was hungry.
Asmo: *scoffs with a glare* Not again. We told you that we were buying chocolate to trade with everyone later! *disappointed exasperation* You do this every year. How many times have you ended up eating the chocolate you were supposed to give away?
Beel: *shakes head in pleading shame* I haven’t been counting.
Mammon: *shakes head with a frown* Probably because it’s too many times to count, am I right?
Satan: *heaves a sigh, brows furrowed* You know that the chocolate isn’t meant for you, so why do you eat it?
The chocolate this year looked really tasty, huh?
Beel: *smiles gratefully with a noise of agreement* Yeah. *breaks into a beaming smile* Everything looked especially yummy this year. I could eat a whole box of Quetzalcoatl brain chocolate that Belphie told me about.
Belphie: *grimaces in disagreement* I tried that one too, but I didn’t understand the appeal... Why ruin a perfectly good thing by mixing it with chocolate...?
Mammon: *dour exasperation* Chocolate is what ruins it for you...?
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2. It’s just what Beel does.
Belphie: *nods* No better answer than that.
Levi: *grimaces* He is the Avatar of Gluttony after all.
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Mammon: *tilts head casually, half-heartedly invested in the conversation* So Beel ain’t givin’ away any chocolate at all this year, huh?
Satan: If Beel likes to celebrate Valentine’s Day by eating all of his chocolate by himself, then I say let him.
Levi: *snickers with a grin* Beel eats chocolate by himself every other day of the year. How is this any different? LOL
Asmo: *bursts into amused laughter* Hahaha, you said it. Poor Beel won’t be getting any Valentines this year.
Beel: *expression goes flat* …
Beel: *rubs at his wrists with an angry glare* Stop making fun of me.
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DDSimeon: A difficult conundrum.
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Beel: *frowns seriously* I can give others Valentine’s Day chocolate if I want.
Mammon: *shrugs* How ya gonna do that if ya can’t stop yourself from eatin’ it all, genius?
Levi: It’s okay, Beel. No one will blame you for giving up. *breaks out into a snicker* Pfft...I can’t believe Beel canceled Valentine’s Day on himself. Glad it wasn’t me this year...
Beel: *narrows eyes* I said stop making fun of me. I’ll show you. I’m going to give away Valentine’s Day chocolate this year. I’m going to buy more chocolate right now. *meets eyes, expression serious* Chise, will you come with me?
Sure.
Beel: *nods, smiling gratefully* I’ll teach you all the best brands of chocolate.
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2. If I have to.
Beel: I’ll buy you some chocolate too, Chise.
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Beel: *smiles* Let’s get going.
*fade to Devildom bridge view*
Beel: Uncle Demon, Headless Café, Madam Devian, and Godevil Chocolatier… *chuckles, breaking out into a wide smile* I’ve ended up with a mountain of chocolate. Now to figure out who gets which chocolate. Let’s try a little bit of each and decide who would like which flavours.
You won’t be able to stop yourself!
Beel: *chomp* *gulp*... *bounces happily on his heels* That won’t happen. It’s just a little taste, that’s all.
Beel: *smiles sweetly with a nod of agreement* Sometimes, in order to make a decision, you have to eat it first.
Beel: *eyes crinkle happily* *chomp* *chew*...*gulp*… *happy, happy sparkles, cheeks pink* This one tastes great...and this one is amazing too. I can’t stop...
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*time skip*
Beel: *holding his stomach with a look of sad dismay* ...They’re...all gone. *shakes head, brows furrowed in hurt shame* My brothers were right. I can’t stop myself from eating it all. But, I really want to give them chocolate for Valentine’s Day this year...
Beel: *looks down, shoulders hunching sadly* Chise, there must be something I can do.
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Belphie: Great job, Beel!
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Beel: How do I control myself when there’s chocolate sitting right in front of me? *looks aside sadly* In my head, I realize that I have to restrain myself from eating it. *shakes head* But it’s like my body has a mind of its own and I can’t stop.
What about chocolate that looks weird?
Beel: *grimaces uncertainly* Weird as in unappetizing? I might be able to restrain myself a little bit.
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2. What about chocolate that doesn’t look like chocolate?
Beel: *brows furrow* You mean if it doesn’t look like chocolate, I won’t try to eat it? That might work.
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Beel: *nods with a hopeful smile* I’m going to find some chocolate that doesn’t make me start salivating on sight. Wait here, Chise.
*time skip*
Beel: *holds hand up with a smile* Chise, I found some. It’s a bouquet of chocolate flowers. *nods to himself, expression growing serious* These are flowers. Flowers...not chocolate.
Beel: *expression falls* But it smells just like delicious chocolate. It’s really chocolate, isn’t it?
Beel: *shakes head, brows furrowed with sadness, clearly torn* No—flowers. They are flowers. I bought these flowers so I could give them to Chise.
Beel: *looks down with a sad grimace* Here, take these before I eat them all.
Thanks!
Beel: *nods seriously* I can hold myself back from eating something that I bought for you.
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2. Beel, you’re doing so well!
Beel: *nods seriously* It’s not easy, but I’ll do it for you, Chise.
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Beel: *smiles warmly* Doing things that make you happy makes me happy too. *eyes crease happily* Seeing your smile is a hundred times more enjoyable than eating chocolate.
Beel: *eyes widen in realization* ...Oh, I think I get it now.
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LordDiavolo: I’m impressed.
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*HOL portrait stairwell*
Asmo: *waves with a beaming smile, heart sparkles* Happy Valentine’s Day, Chise ♪ I got you a Valentine’s Day gift set from Devilush ♡ It has both chocolate and chocolate-scented bath bombs inside. Don’t eat the wrong one by mistake.
Asmo: *grows thoughtful* By the way, did you receive something from Beel?
I didn’t.
Asmo: *hugs himself with a disappointed hum* Neither have we. Well, Beel will be Beel. He must’ve ended up eating all of the chocolate after all.
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2. He gave me a chocolate bouquet earlier.
Asmo: *smiles* Oh, he did? He must’ve given it to you before he had a chance to eat it. *hugs himself with a disappointed hum* Which means...maybe he ended up eating the rest of our Valentines.
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Beel: *smiles warmly* Chise, there you are.
Asmo: *smiles* Hey, Beel! We were just talking about you. What’s the plan for Valentine’s—
Beel: *holds hand out, expression eager* Come to my room with me, Chise.
Asmo: *scowls in offense* Hellooo? What about exchanging valentines with everyone?
Beel: *so sweet so cute* I want to give Chise their valentine first. I’ll bring yours later. I have plenty for everyone.
Asmo: *sighs, brows furrowed* We all know by now that when Beel says he has “plenty,” he means it. *breaks out into a relenting giggle, smiling fondly* Hehe. All right, then. I’m looking forward to it.
*fade to twins’ bedroom*
Beel: *holds hand out with a sweet smile* Take a look. I bought enough chocolate and flowers to fill my entire room.
Amazing!
Beel: *nods with a smile* Everything is my Valentine’s Day present to you, Chise. I hope you’ll accept it.
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2. What is all this for?
Beel: *happily* I prepared all of this for Valentine’s Day with you. This is all my present to you, Chise.
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Beel: There are chocolate flowers, real flowers, everyday chocolates, and chocolates you’ve never seen before. *nods happily* Don’t worry. They’re all still in their boxes. I held myself back this year.
Beel: I realized something when I first handed you that chocolate bouquet. I can control my urges if I imagine how happy you’ll be. And if I imagine my brothers and how happy they’ll be, I can resist eating their Valentine’s Day chocolate too.
*Beel’s stomach growls audibly*
Beel: *touches stomach with a smile, ignoring it* I don’t even want to eat it at all.
Let’s eat it together.
Beel: *dips head with a warm smile* I can’t turn down an invitation from you.
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2. You can have some too, Beel.
Beel: *smile broadens into a grin* Are you sure? You’re so thoughtful.
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Beel: *reaches forward* This is a special Valentine’s Day blood chocolate pudding from Madam Devian. I asked them to make one that would suit your human taste buds. I want you to have the first bite. Then I’ll try some.
Beel: *straightens eagerly* ...How is it? It’s amazing how I feel satisfied simply by watching you eat it. *eyes crinkle with his happy chuckle* I could sit here forever, just watching you eat.
End.
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Text chat: Beel's Hot Picks (from Gourmet Club)
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Luke: I heard you bought a bunch of Valentine’s Day chocolate this year!
Beel: I bought just about everything they had available in the Devildom.
Luke: You bought it to give out to everyone as gifts, right? I’m impressed you held yourself back from eating it all.
Beel: I can restrain myself if it’s for my family.
Beel: But everyone was still nice enough to share with me.
Luke: I thought so.
Luke: Tell me which chocolate you liked the best.
Beel: The heinous bee death honey fondant chocolat is so good, I could live off of it.
Luke: I heard they released special honey for Valentine’s Day instead of the regular poison honey.
Luke: Simeon told me he bought some of the limited-edition honey.
Luke: I plan on using it to make a chiffon cake.
Beel: I’ll conduct a special tasting just for you to see whether your cake or the death honey fondant chocolat is better.
Luke: No eating the whole thing, okay?
Luke: If it comes out good, then I want to give it to Chise.
Beel: I can control myself knowing that it’s a present for Chise.
Beel: Probably.
Luke: I won’t let you near it until you can promise me!
Too Good to Be True (Asmo)
Before the Big Day (Lucifer)
Wedding Craze (Newspaper)
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AsmoBaby: You'd be no match for me.
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*Levi’s bedroom*
Levi: *grinning excitedly* My friends, I’m glad you’re all here.
Beel: *tilts head, brows furrowed in confusion* ...Why am I here?
Levi: *cheerful, eager* This is a game for three people! And you seemed to have time.
Beel: *hums doubtfully* Sure I do, but...
Levi: *laughs nerdily, happy sparkles of excitement* I have a mission for you! Beat this new game!
Roger that!
Levi: *bursts into dramatic, cheerful laughter* That’s the spirit, Chise! Beel, watch and learn!
Beel: *weirded-out grimace* ...How long will you keep up this facade?
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2. I’m going back to my room.
Levi: *gasps in dismay, shaking head vigorously* Nonononono! You can’t leave! *sulks, pleading dramatically* I’m sorry I sounded arrogant. Please stay? I’m sorry! Pleeeeaaase!
Beel: *exasperated* He’s desperate.
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Levi: *pouts, desperately staring both down* This game is so much fun, I know you’ll like it! I promise!
Beel: So, what kind of game is it?
Levi: *smiles again* It’s a choose-your-own-adventure game where the players falls in love with the main character and the first person to marry them wins.
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Sounds like fun.
Levi: *bounces on heels happily, excited sparkles* Right?! I knew you’d like it, Chise!
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2. Sounds difficult.
Levi: *shakes head reassuringly, smiling* It’s fine! All you have to do is pick and choose your answers. Simple as that.
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Levi: The trick is to choose the answer that you think will make the main character the happiest. *straightens with an excited grin* Let’s start.
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monSOLO: Everyone has their tastes.
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Levi: *cheerfully* The first choice will be during your first date! So, you meet up and your date asks how their clothes look. Chise, what do you say?
They look great.
Levi: *chuckles happily* That’s what I chose to say too! That’s the best one.
Beel: I chose “This would have been cuter.”
Levi: *side-eyes Beel, expression flat* Uhhhh, you really don’t get it, do you?
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2. This would have been cuter.
Levi: *shakes head in scornful disbelief* You don’t get it, do you?
Beel: *smiles sweetly* I chose that answer too.
Levi: *sighs flatly* Noobs...
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Beel: *smiles, cheerful* Hm? They look happy. They said “I’m happy you were honest.”
Levi: *wide-eyed stare of disbelief* What? How could that be? I got a negative reaction with my response… *perplexed disappointment* Apparently, they didn’t like it either. They should’ve just worn what they like in the first place... *nervous smile* W-Well, even pros like myself mess up sometimes!
Levi: Anyway! Let’s move on! Um... So after watching a horror movie, what do we say?
Don’t worry, I’m right here.
Levi: *laughs nerdily, happy sparkles* That was my answer too! That’s the best thing to say, right? We’re so alike! *laughing cheerfully under breath, fawning* You really understand romance, don’t you?
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2. That was a good movie.
Beel: *happy sparkles* *warm, wide smile, soft chuckle* Same as me. This is the best one. We’re a good match, Chise.
Levi: *sighs, weirded-out* You two have a lot to learn...
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Beel: *smiles sweetly, nodding* I got another positive reaction. They said they love horror movies.
Levi: *wide-eyed shock* Huh? I was just told that I’m too overbearing... *groans under breath, brows knotted in disappointed frustration* Is this a case where trying to be cool will leave a bad impression...? *grimaces* Now I get it! Time for my comeback!
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Mammoney: What a gloomy personality.
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Levi: *glares at the screen, mouth pressed flat with a shake of his head* Grr... Why is this...so difficult...? Next! What will you say after your first fight...?
I’m sorry.
Levi: *smiles warmly, sound of approval* Everyone knows the first step to making up after a fight is to apologize. *fond eye contact* Chise, you think the same, don’t you? I knew you would!
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2. I refuse to apologize!
Beel: *smiles, nods* You picked this too, Chise? When I’m at fault, I apologize. But it was totally the main character’s fault, right?
Levi: *shakes head in disdain* When will you two learn? You always apologize, no matter if you’re wrong or right.
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Levi: *grins, laughing cheerfully* Hehe! See? I was right! It’s important to apologize first and then see how things play out.
*time skip*
Levi: *pant*...*pant* *shoulders slump* ...I’m exhausted. This game is way more difficult than normal dating games. We’re finally about to propose... But, our parameters are all different... The main character is having a hard time choosing...
I’ll win.
Levi: *smiles, chuckling* Confident, huh? Sorry, but it’s me who’s going to win!
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2. I don’t think I’ll win...
Beel: *nods* That’s okay. I don’t think I’ll win either. *smiles encouragingly, sweet* But, let’s see if we can make it to the end. Without cheating of course.
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Lucifer: In reality, there's no right way.
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Levi: *dead serious, focused in* We’ve made it to the final scene. Whoever manages the best proposal wins! The end is a bit different. We can’t choose the same answers anymore. Which means...there’s only one correct option!
Levi: We’ll go in order of points, so you start Chise. Think carefully.
Wanna...get married?
Levi: *jaw drops* S-Seriously?! That’s what you choose?! *grins enthusiastically* ...Okay! Then I’ll go with “I’ll make you happy forever!"
Beel: *nods* That means my only option is “Let’s find happiness together."
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2. I’ll make you happy forever.
Levi: *groans* Argh! That one was mine... Then I’ll take “Let’s find happiness together.”
Beel: *nods* I guess I have to pick “Wanna...get married?” then...
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3. Let’s find happiness together.
Beel: *smiles* Okay, then I’ll take “I’ll make you happy forever.”
Levi: Whaaat?! *groans in dismay* So I’m stuck with the least romantic one?! This sucks... There’s no way that’s the correct answer!
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If MC chooses “Wanna...get married?”:
Levi: The winner is...
*tadaaaa!*
Levi: *wide-eyed gawking* Whaaat?! They chose Chise?! How could that be?! It was the worst option!
Beel: *grimaces* The main character gets to marry Chise...
Levi: *scowls* GAAAAAAGH! I’ve had enough!
Beel: *raises brows* Oh...he turned it off.
Levi: *pissy glowering* It’s finished! Whatever! This game sucks! I’m gonna give it a one-star review!
Beel: *winces nervously* Don’t be a sore loser, Levi.
Levi: *flattens mouth petulantly, glaring* I’m not... I don’t want Chise to marry anyone else, in a game or otherwise, that’s all!
Beel: …*nods* That’s true. I can agree with that.
Levi: *narrows eyes* I’ll never...
Beel: *glares* ...let anyone else have Chise.
End.
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If MC chooses options 2 or 3:
Levi: And the winner is... *jumps in surprise, wide-eyed* H-Huh?! What? No one?!
Beel: *frowns, confused* What? Is it a glitch or something?
Levi: *shakes head, perplexed* No... Apparently no one got it right. *sighs, slumping* Are we really...just that...unpopular?
Beel: *pouts, brows furrowed sadly* ...Don’t say that, that’s sad.
End.
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Text chat: The One Best Suited for Love (from Brothers Under a Pact(4))
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Levi: The game we played the other day was fun, wasn't it?
Beel: Yeah, it was pretty good.
Beel: Even though a certain someone wouldn't stop complaining.
Levi: I told you, it's one of those games where the more you play it, the more you start to enjoy it!
Mammon: What game are you all talkin' about?
It's our secret.
Mammon: Why ya gotta keep secrets from me?!
Beel: It's nothing to be secretive about. It was a dating game.
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2. A dating game.
Mammon: Huh, a dating game?
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Mammon: I wanna try it, too!
Levi: Hmmm... I don't think you'd be very good at it.
Mammon: Why not?!
Levi: It's a difficult one. Even I had a tough time.
Levi: How should I put this... You can't play it if you're not suited for love!
Mammon: HUUUUH?! I think you're confusin' me for yourself!
Mammon: You're worse when it comes to love in real life than I am!
Levi: Did you just bring up the r-word in front of me?! You know that's off-limits!
Mammon: I'm only speakin' the truth! You just live in your games!
Levi: That's funny coming from someone who can't find love in real life nor in games!
Mammon Led Astray (Mammon)
A Christmas Tree for Two (Levi)
The Special Demonus (Satan)
Slipping Out Together (Belphie)
Christmas Memories (Diavolo)
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Devilgram Context:
It's almost Christmas time, but something strange is going on with the memories of many of the Devildom's residents. It seems memories about the holiday are being forgotten!
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Lucifer: Didn't you buy too much?
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*Devildom Supermarket*
Beel: *hums uncertainly, a little anxious* So, I know that we’ve come out here to buy ingredients for our Christmas feast, but...because I lost my memories, I’m not really sure what we should be getting.
Beel: Chise, what’s a Christmassy kind of food?
Definitely a roast turkey.
Beel: *raises brows, intrigued* Oh, one of those oven-baked birds from the human world? *smiles warmly* Yeah, those are a real centerpiece. I guess Christmas is a big enough event to warrant that.
Beel: Oh, they’re selling some turkeys over there. Let’s get a couple of them.
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2. You’ve got to have a Yule log!
Beel: *frowns thoughtfully* That sounds kind of familiar... *smiles, nods* Oh, I know. It’s that tasty cake that looks like a log. Making our own would be fun, so let’s get the ingredients for that.
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*time skip*
Beel: That’s everything we need, right?
Beel: *expression falls, withdrawn* …
Is something wrong?
Beel: *meets eyes, serious* I’ve been thinking about Christmas the whole time that we were shopping, but...
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2. Is there something else you want to buy?
Beel: *shakes head, expression serious* No, that’s not it. There’s something about Christmas that’s been bothering me.
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Beel: *brows draw together sadly* No matter how much I try, I can’t remember any of my Christmas memories with you. *looks down guiltily, shame-faced* ...Sorry, Chise.
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LordDiavolo: We'll definitely solve this.
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*Devildom streets*
Beel: *hands in pockets, downcast* Knowing that I’ve lost a bunch of important memories is really bringing me down.
It’s okay, it’s not your fault.
Beel: …*smiles sweetly, dipping head appreciatively* Thanks, Chise.
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2. Don’t worry, I’ll remember for both of us!
Beel: *looks aside with a sad hum* I was hoping it would come back to me, but... *smiles sweetly, fond* I appreciate that you’d take on that responsibility. Thanks, Chise.
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Beel: *relaxes, smiling appreciatively* I think I’m feeling a little better now. If I can’t make myself remember, then I should just focus on what we’re doing.
Beel: *tilts head, eager* Actually, I did have this one idea... What if we made new memories together? Just the two of us?
Great call, Beel!
Beel: *keen, cheerful* Okay, good. I’m glad I’ve been giving it some thought.
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2. We don’t have a minute to lose!
Beel: *laughs cheerfully, grinning* You’re all fired up about this, huh?
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Beel: *upbeat, warm* Why don’t we head home first? I’ll cook us a Christmas dinner, and we can eat it together.
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Belphie: You didn’t sneak a bite?
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*HOL dining room*
Beel: *warm smile* Thanks for being so patient. There’s a violet ghost pumpkin soup, roast turkey, and mashed potatoes. And for dessert, I made a Yule log.
You made a full-course meal?!
Beel: *nods with a smile, casually nonchalant* Well, yeah. I thought it would be good to come as close to a real Christmas feast as possible.
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2. Everything looks amazing!
Beel: *chuckles happily* Thanks, Chise. I’m pretty sure I made everything to your tastes, too.
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Beel: *raises brows in realization* ...Oh, right. I almost forgot. I read this in a magazine, but... It said that eating by candlelight makes things fancier.
*brief pause to light candles*
Beel: *hums in satisfaction, eyes crinkling* ...Yep, that makes for a pretty good mood. Here, I’ll carve the turkey.
*brief pause to carve turkey for his sweetheart*
Beel: *nods, enjoying himself* If you’d like, I can feed it straight to you.
*moves closer to Beel* Aaaaah...
Beel: *smiling, leaning close* How is it? ...*chuckles in knowing delight, eyes crinkling* Yeah, I’d know that face anywhere. It’s definitely delicious. Time for me to try some, too.
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2. That’s fine, I’d rather feed myself.
Beel: *nods happily* Sure, no problem. I’ll just put it on your plate. Hang on, I’ve got to cut some for myself, too.
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Beel: *munch* *munch*… *eyes crinkling, happy sparkles, happy wriggling* Yep, this is delicious. There’s something about turkey that makes it feel more filling than chicken. *really engaged* Plus, it’s got a richer taste, too. The side dishes should all be just as good, so make sure that you get your fill.
*time skip*
Beel: *serious/direct, making sure* Have you had enough to eat? ...*smiles* Okay, I’ll polish the rest of this off. *straightens a bit, expression eager* Oh, this wasn’t the only thing I was working on. I have a present for you, too.
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DDSimeon: I’ll keep this in mind.
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Beel: There’s something I have to do first, though. Could you come to my room a little later?
*time skip*
*fade to twins’ bedroom*
*Beel is dress in a Santa costume*
Beel: *smiling warmly* Perfect timing, Chise. *raises brows at your raised brows* ...This wasn’t what you were expecting, huh?
Beel: *smiles bashfully* That magazine also said that making yourself the present can be a nice gesture for someone important. So, I wrapped myself up in this ribbon, but… *tilts head adorably, eyes keen* What do you think?
You look adorable!
Beel: *raises brows in surprise* I do? *smiles cutely* I don’t really get it, but... Well, it made you happy, and that’s all that matters.
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2. Dang, that’s hot.
Beel: *eyes widen, noise of surprise* Uh, you think it’s sexy? *smiles sweetly, quietly chuckles* That wasn’t the reaction I was expecting, but if you say it is, then sure.
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Beel: *just adorable, standing there with a little smile in his costume* Um, yeah. I’m your present. If there’s something you want to do with me, or anything I can do for you, just say the word.
Actually, my to-do list has been getting pretty long...
Beel: *nods in happy understanding* Okay, I can help you with that. *frowns* ...Uh, just let me get rid of this ribbon first. I can’t move too well in it.
Beel: *smiles* I’m not too sure what you want my help with, but... Whatever it is, I’m sure it’ll be exciting. Come on, let’s go.
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2. I’d love to give you a hug.
Beel: *expression turns shy, blushing* ...Um, being bundled up like this is a little embarrassing, but sure. Knock yourself out.
*moves in closer to Beel*
*soft rustle of fabric, cuddling*
Beel: *looking into eyes, earnest blushing* ...Not being able to hug you back feels kind of weird. *smiles affectionately* Not in a bad way, but I’d really like to return the favour. ...Hang on, let me get rid of this ribbon.
*points back up to flower unlocked artwork* Yes please.
*soft rustle of fabric*
Beel: *smiling* ...There, that’s a lot better. *warmly* Thanks, Chise. These new Christmas memories turned out to be pretty great. *dips head, smiling* Let’s make even more together, okay?
End.
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Text chat: New Memories (from No Big Brothers Allowed (New)(4))
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Asmo: Is it just me, or does losing your memories of Christmas make it feel like a hole’s been opened in your heart?
Beel: No, I get it.
Satan: Yeah, me too.
Asmo: Ugh, I hate being right about that.
Asmo: 🥺
Asmo: But, like, we can’t mope around forever!
Asmo: We can just make new Christmas memories!
Satan: Hm, that’s not a bad idea.
Beel: 🙂↕️
Asmo: I guess if we’re talking about Christmas, then it’s got to be exchanging presents, right?
Beel: What about eating a Christmas dinner together?
Satan: Then spending some quality time alone with them afterward.
Belphie: 🧐
Belphie: You’re all imagining Chise in these scenarios, aren’t you?
Asmo: Like you had to ask! Who else would we want to make brand0new memories with? ❤️
Satan: 😳
Belphie: What?
Satan: Beel, didn’t you have plans to go shopping with Chise yesterday?
Asmo: 😨
Belphie: No one likes an opportunity, Beel.
Asmo: Yeah! You do the shopping then go your separate ways! That’s how it’s supposed to work!
Due to certain circumstances, Lucifer placed a curse on me. So, I’ll just have to imagine the swimwear...
*human world, sunny beach*
Beel: *smiling happily* This is good stuff... *munch* *chew* *slurp*
Lucifer: *exasperated* You’ve come all the way to the beach only to gorge yourself? Well, I suppose that’s typical of you.
Levi: *shakes head* Yeah, we’re at the sea, and you’re just going to pig out? What a waste.
Beel: *smiling* Do you think so?
They’re right.
Beel: *smiles, hums in thought* Maybe I should do something else for a bit then.
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2. You do you, Beel.
Beel: *chuckles happily* Thanks for having my back. But, I was about to get up anyway.
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Levi: What are you going to do?
Beel: *eager smile* Surfing.
You can surf?!
Beel: *confused* Are you that shocked?
Lucifer: *nods* I had no idea that Beel could surf either.
Levi: You’re full of surprises.
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2. That’s so cool!
Beel: *smiles bashfully* Is it...? Um, thanks. *chuckles, eye-crinkling smile* That means a lot, especially from you, Chise.
Levi: *enveloped in dark, gloomy aura, sulking* Surfing, the sport of beach jocks everywhere! Why do I feel so left out?
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Beel: *beams, happy sparkles* Okay... I’ll just quickly wolf down the rest of these noodles, and then it’s time to hit the waves.
Levi: *wide-eyed shock* You STILL have room?!
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AsmoBaby: So cool!
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Beel: *eagerly* All right, here I go...
Levi: *sulking* Aagh... I can’t watch!
Beel: *frowns, confused* Why?
Levi: *dramatic dismay* Bare skin, bright sunlight, and that surfboard! *sulky glare, enveloped in edgelord gloom again* It’s the epitome of extroversion! It’s just not fair!
You said it, Levi!
Beel: *faces falls, expression uncertain* You too, Chise...? What did I do?
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2. You’re so cool, Beel!
Beel: You think so? *beams happily with a blush* It’s kind of embarrassing, hearing you say that.
Levi: *gloomy, jealous scowl* Nnnngh!
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Beel: Anyway, there are some sick waves coming in, so I’m outta here.
Levi: *gawks in horror* Sick waves?! Just say good waves, will you?! *shoulders slump with dramatic moaning* I swear I’m allergic to extroversion!
Lucifer: *shakes head with a sigh* Calm yourself, Levi.
Levi: *wide-eyed staring* Ugh... He’s actually doing it. Worse, he’s really good at it!
Lucifer: *proud little smile, arms crossed* Impressive.
Lucifer: *leans closer, masking expression* What’s this? You’re staring, Chise. Captivated by Beel, are you?
Was it that obvious?
Lucifer: *narrows eyes in annoyance* Extremely… Don’t let my brothers catch you looking like a love-struck puppy. You’ll never hear the end of it.
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2. Not really.
Lucifer: *carefully casual, apparently not the only one feeling jealous/insecure* Oh? If you say so.
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Levi: *hides face with dramatic yelling* Oh, COME ON! There has to be a rule against someone being that cool!
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Mammoney: Even the GREAT MAMMON...
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Beel: *smiles happily* Whew... Those were some good waves.
Nicely done.
Beel: *smiles* Thanks. I haven’t had that much fun in a while.
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2. You were AMAZING!
Beel: *chuckles, beaming happily* Really? I love seeing your face light up like that. Thanks.
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Beel: *tilts head with a smile* Want to give it a shot, Chise?
I couldn’t!
Beel: *nods in encouragement, smiling affectionately* Relax. It’s easier than it looks. A little practice, and you’ll be hanging ten in no time. Trust me.
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2. I’d love to!
Beel: *nods with an eye-crinkling smile* I knew you’d be up for it. I love that you always rise to a challenge. Come on. We can do it together.
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Beel: Just follow my instructions, and you’ll be fine. The most important thing is to wait for the right wave. Start small and work your way up. Get on your board when the wave comes and start paddling.
Beel: *nods encouragingly, warm* Like this... Use your arms like boat paddles. *nods again, pleased* Yeah, that’s good.
This is kind of hard...
Beel: *shakes head reassuringly* It’s hard for everybody at first, but you’ll soon get the hang of it.
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2. I have a good teacher.
Beel: *smiles warmly* Me? I’m glad to hear that. It’ll be fun riding the waves with you.
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monSOLO: It is usually a difficult spo...
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Beel: Okay, I’ve taught you the basics. Let’s head out.
*fade to out in the water*
Beel: *focused* Wait for a good wave.
Beel: ...Ah, here comes a nice one. Paddle, Chise.
I’ve got this!
Beel: *laughs happily* That’s the spirit! Nice form, Chise.
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2. I’m scared!
Beel: *smiles reassuringly, warm* No need to be scared. It’s a small one. *encouraging focus* Go for it, Chise!
*camera shake* *slurp slurp noise for some reason*
Beel: *smiles sweetly* Yeah, you’re getting it!
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Beel: You’re on the wave. Now, stand up.
*camera shake*
Beel: *deep laugh of delight, beaming* Great! You did it, Chise!
Beel: My turn...!
*time skip*
*fade back to beach*
Beel: *chuckles happily, proud warmth* Not many people get it on their first try. That was amazing.
I might be addicted!
Beel: *pleased, warm smile* That first ride changes everything, doesn’t it? I wanted to hit a few more waves, but the sun’s going down.
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2. I’m never doing that again.
Beel: *disappointed* No dice, huh...? You do have the knack, though. *smiles* The sun’s going down, so let’s kick back for a bit.
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Beel: Have a seat, Chise. Here, right next to me.
*fade to sunset view over the water*
Beel: *looking out over the water, pensive* Check out that sunset. It’s gorgeous...
Beel: *smiles to himself* The light’s turning the sea orange. It’s like waves of delicious orange juice are rolling onto the beach.
That’s just what I was thinking!
Beel: *smiles with warm affection* You, too? Great minds think alike.
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2. You think?
Beel: *pouts, touches stomach* No...? They sure look delicious to me.
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Beel: *smiles warmly* Today was fun. Because you were here with me, Chise. *happily* Surfing with you was a blast.
Beel: *expression softens, sighs with longing* *holds eye contact with a blush* ...But a kiss would make today unforgettable.
Are you joking?
Beel: *expression falls* No, I was serious.
2. Then kiss me.
*closes eyes, kissing Beel*
Beel: Mn…
Beel: *blushes with a soft chuckle, eyes crinkling happily* ...Best day ever.
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Beel: Ah, man. My fun day is almost up. I wanted to spend more time with you on the waves... Next time, Chise, let’s― *eyes widen*
*stomach rumbling noises*
Beel: *touches stomach with a pout* …I’m hungry.
That killed the mood.
Beel: *smiles broadly with a blush* My bad... But surfing always makes me hungry...
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2. You never change!
Beel: *sincere, hearty laughter* Haha! True. That’s just who I am.
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Beel: Wanna go grab a snack? *smiles* And can I hold your hand...?
Beel: *holds gaze affectionately* Chise, it’ll be just us on the beach next time. *chuckles, eyes crinkling happily* I promise.
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Text chat: An Impending Surfing Craze? (from The Demon Brothers (New)(7))
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Mammon: Hey, Beel, I heard ya went surfing.
Beel: Yeah, with Chise.
Mammon: Is surfing really that fun?
Beel: I think you’d like it.
Levi: Yeah, it seems like a sport for outgoing people.
Satan: You’ve piqued my interest. I’d like to give it a try as well.
Belphie: You guys sure like moving around. I can’t imagine why.
Levi: Same here!
Lucifer: After watching Beel today, I would like to try it myself.
Asmo: It’s not every day that Lucifer wants to try something new, you know?
Levi: What, you’re joining the outgoing crowd, Lucifer? I thought you were one of us homebodies!
Lucifer: One of you? Nonsense.
Mammon: Hey, Beel! Show us the ropes next time!
Beel: Sure, I don’t mind.
Mammon: Looks like we gotta hit the waves on Diavolo’s private beach ASAP.
Mammon: Lucifer, hit him up, will ya?
Mammon: Oh, and get a beach villa for the night while you’re at it.
Beel: *looks away, worried* But, it’s like… everything’s gone kind of blurry. I can’t see very well in front of me.
Belphie: *wide-eyed, alarmed* That’s not good at all! You were saying that your eyes were itchy this morning. Could that have something to do with it?
Beel: *uncertain* I don’t know. I mean, I used the eye drops that you gave me. Here, these ones.
Belphie: Huh? Um… Beel, these are totally different. There’s an imagine of a skull on the bottle…
Beel: *surprised* Really? Huh. How did I mix those up?
Belphie: Hang on, let me see if I can’t look these up.
*pause*
Belphie: …Found them! They’re Tiresias Drops. Says here they’re usually used for pranks, since they mess with your vision for a little while.
Beel: *unhappy* Oh, so that’s what happened. That’s not good…
I’ll stick with you until your sight comes back!
Beel: *warm smile* Are you sure about that, Chise? …Thanks, that’d be great.
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2. Who would do something like that?
Beel: *sad, unsure* Who knows…?
Belphie: *worried* Either way, not being able to see properly is dangerous. Chise, you’re going to have to stick with Beel until the effect wears off.
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Lucifer: Mammon really never learns.
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Beel: *shakes head, worried* Hm… Where’d I put that chocolate…?
Here you go, Beel.
Beel: *happy sparkle effect, grinning* Thanks, Chise. That helps a lot.
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2. It’s over there.
Beel: Over… where? Here? *face falls* No, wait… Is it this way? *looks around, distressed*
Belphie: *soft smile* It’s right here, Beel.
Beel: *smiles* Oh, okay. Thanks, Belphie.
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Belphie: *saddens* …I guess this is what we’re just going to have to deal with until Beel gets his sight back.
Mammon: Yo, what’re ya guys up to?
Levi: *smiling* Is this some kind of club?
Beel: *looks around* That sounds like… Mammon and Levi?
Mammon: *frowns* Yeah, but… we’re over here, dude.
Beel: *raises brows* Huh? Oh, sorry.
Levi: *side-eye, confused* Um, a little more to the right.
Beel: *sad* Is this enough?
Mammon: …Uh, what’s wrong with Beel?
Belphie: *sighs* He used these fake eye drops called Tiresias Drops, and now he can’t see anything further than the nose on his face.
Levi: *eyes widen* Whoa, really?
Mammon: *hides smirk behind hand* Soooo, basically… he can’t see squat. Heh, I just had a great idea. *smirk widens* I’m gonna sneak ‘round back and tickle the hell outta him.
Beel! Behind you!
Beel: *surprised, confused* Huh? What is? *serious, focused* Hm… Going by the sense I’m getting. I’m guessing it’s… Mammon?
Mammon: Wh–! Hey, Chise! Why’d ya go and spoil all the fun, huh?
Beel: *warm smile* Thanks, Chise.
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2. Welp. It’s your funeral.
Mammon: Pfft, I’ll be fine. So long as ya keep your trap shut, that is. Just… gonna… sliiiiiiide in… back here…
Beel: *frowns* Hm… I get the feeling that Mammon’s nearby. Probably over… *grins* Here!
Mammon: Urk!
Beel: *narrows eyes, suspicious* What were you tiptoeing around for?
Beel: *warm smile* Knowing you, I’d bet you were trying to tickle me. Got you!
Mammon: *jumps in alarm* Wh–! Hey! Lemme go!
Beel: *chuckle* Nope. I’m turning the tables on you. …Tickle attack!
Mammon: Wait– *laughing, grinning* Hahahahaha! S-Stop, I can’t…! Aahahahahaha! *raises voice* Gyahahahahaha! C’mon! Help a buddy out!
2. A) Serves you right.
Mammon: *grinning, laughing* Th-That’s so cooooohohohohold! Ahahaha! Why you guys gotta be so meeeeeean?
2. B) I think he’s learnt his lesson, don’t you?
Beel: Yeah, I guess so.
Mammon: *relieved, wheezing* *huff*… *huff*… Th-Thanks, I thought I was a goner…
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Beel: *smiles* I’m feeling really hungry now, though. Maybe I’ll go make something to eat.
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L3V1: Beel is actually pretty skillful.
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*HOL kitchen*
Beel: *happy* I wonder what I should make…? Chise, can you check the fridge for me? *soft excitement* What do we have to work with?
Meat.
Beel: Okay, there’s plenty we can do with that. Could you show me the spices we have, too? *smiles eagerly* I don’t know all that much about seasonings in the Devildom yet, but if you could help me open the lids, then I can at least get an idea of what they smell like. *sniff, sniff* …Okay, I got it. Then, this one… *sniiiiiiiifff* Hmm, I see. *pleased smile* I guess it’s between this spicy-smelling one, and this sour-smelling one.
A) It’s gotta be the spicy one!
Beel: Yeah, you’re right. This one’s better. I’ll get a nice, thick coating on it, then fry it up. I hope this turns out okay.
*time skip*
Beel: *big happy, grinning* There we go, one serving of something-or-other meat with a spicy rub.
B) Definitely the sour one.
Beel: *nod* Oh, since it’ll cancel out that gamey smell. smiles, excited Okay, I’ll sprinkle some of this on, then cook it in the steamer.
*time skip*
Beel: *big happy, grinning* That should do it. One serving of healthy, steamed… some kind of meat.
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2. Fish.
Beel: Oh, okay. Since we haven’t had dinner yet, something nice and light would be a good idea. Could you also bring out some vegetables that might go well with it? I don’t know all that much about the different kinds in the Devildom yet, but… *closes eyes* *sniff, sniff* Hm, this one smells distinctly quirky. And this one… *sniff, sniff*… Doesn’t really smell much like anything, so it’s probably got a lot of water in it.
2. A) Go with the weird leafy thing!
Beel: Sure, let’s see what happens when we sauté it with the fish.
*time skip*
Beel: *happy sparkle effect* There we go, a plate of mystery fish in a secret herb sauce.
2. B) My vote’s for the watery greens.
Beel: *grin* Okay. Since it probably won’t add a whole lot of flavour, we should stew them together with some extra seasonings.
*time skip*
Beel: *happy sparkle effect* There we go. Simmered vegetables and some sort of fish.
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Beel: We’d better eat before it gets cold. Here goes nothing…*bite* *cheeks turn pink, monching noises, big happy smile* *munch* *chew* …Mm, delicious. At first, I was worried about whether or not I’d be able to adapt to Devildom cuisine, but everything’s really tasty. I’m definitely a fan. *nod, nod* I’m eating a lot more than I used to, too. But, don’t hold back on my account, Chise. Go on, eat up.
*time skip*
Beel: *pink cheeks, big happy smile* That sure hit the spot. Guess we’d better clean up. I’ll pile it all up in the sink first.
*pause*
Beel: …There, that’s everything. With a bit of dish soap, these will be clean in no time.
Can you see again?
Beel: *shakes head* Nope, not at all. I just have a pretty good idea of where everything is. Now that I can more of less sense it.
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2. You’re not hesitating at all.
Beel: *nod* Well, I can more or less sense where everything is now. *smiles* I don’t have to guess too much anymore, so I can move a lot smoother.
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Beel: It took me a little longer than usual to get a feel for the space, but that’s just because I’m not used to living here yet. Back when I was on guard duty in the Celestial Realm, I did some of my own combat training blindfolded, actually. *cute chuckle* So, this kind of brings me back.
That sounds exactly like the sort of thing you’d do.
Beel: *proud grin* You can’t slack off when you’re in a position like that, When your job is to protect people, you have to keep getting stronger.
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2. Uh, was there a reason for that?
Beel: *serious nod* Of course. You never know what’s going to happen, so you have to be prepared for anything. *hesitates* Kind of like how… I’m living in the Devildom. *looks aside, grim* I always assumed I’d spend my whole like in the Celestial Realm.
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Beel: *pauses reverie head shake, sweet smile* The blindfolded training didn’t always go so well, but it was a lot of fun.
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Belphie: This is all Mammon’s fault.
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*sepia flashback, Celestial Realm*
Belphie: Are you sure about this?
Beel: *nod* Yeah. Tie it nice and tight, okay?
Belphie: *head shake* Sure, but… what’s with the blindfold, anyways?
Beel: *smiles* Standing watch at the gates means being ready for anything. So, I’m going to do some combat training like this.
Belphie: *exasperated disbelief* Seriously?
Mammon: *grinning* Dude, blindfolded fight club? That sounds way cool! *hides smirk behind fingers* Hey, that gives me an idea. I’m just gonna sneak on back here… and launch a surprise tickle attack.
Belphie: *baleful glare* Are you an idiot?
Mammon: Shaddup! You’re gonna give me away!
Beel: Huh? I could’ve sworn I heard Mammon just now.
Mammon: *nod* Yeah! You ain’t been beat yet! You gotta use that, uh… Your mind’s eye, or whatever the heck it’s called!
Beel: Belphie… Mammon… *determination* One more time, please!
Raphael: *smiling* I don’t see how the result will be any different, but… En garde!
*time skip*
*white flash*
Beel: *wide-eyed, shocked* I-I did it…! *huff*… *huff*…
Raphael: *chuckles, pleased smile* …You scored a hit after all. Well done, Beel.
*fade back to present*
*HOL kitchen*
Beel: *smiling* …So, yeah. I managed to score a point against Raphael. Well, that was mostly because I had Mammon and Belphie there to cheer me on.
Raphael’s just that strong, huh?
Beel: *serious nod* Yeah, he really is. Out of everyone in the Celestial Realm, he’s probably the best fighter. *smiles* He’s just as kind and caring, too. Apparently, that’s why he’s so strict. Though, it’s more that Mammon and the others are just really good at pushing his buttons.
2. Your brothers really are kind.
Beel: I know, right? *happy smile* When push comes to shove, I know they’ve always got my back.
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Beel: *serious* My family is what drives me. Wanting to keep them safe makes me strong. *warm smile* I’m going to have to work harder at protecting them from here on out.
You’re so dependable, Beel.
Beel: *taken aback blush, happy smile* You really think so? You’re probably the only one who’d say it out loud. But, even though the others don’t, I know that’s how they feel. So, I’m going to make sure I stay on top of my regular training.
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2. I’ll help you, too.
Beel: *taken aback* You will? *pause* *shy blush* …Huh, that’s strange. For some reason, hearing that from you puts me at ease. I didn’t think that anyone besides my brothers could do that. *warm, shy smile, blushing* You really are… Hm, I don’t know how to say it. Mysterious? Strange? Incredible?
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Mammon: …Found ya, Beel! It’s payback time!
Belphie: *sigh* I told him not to, but he just wouldn’t listen.
Mammon: *grinning* Prepare to die!
Beel: *head shake, grin* Geez, you just don’t know when to quit.
Mammon: *yelling, grinning* Eat a water balloon, bro!!
*flash of white*
Beel: *focused* …Nice try!
Mammon: *eyes widen* Dammit, he dodged! Fine, let’s see if ya can do it back to back!
*camera shake*
Beel: *determed, fierce* Hup…! Hah! …Heads up!
*camera shake*
Mammon: Whoa! He seriously managed to throw one back?! Screw yoooooou!
*long camera shake*
Belphie: *eyes widen, concerned* Uh… Is it just me, or is the collateral damage starting to pile up?
…I didn’t see anything.
Belphie: …Yeah, I’m with you there.
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2. Belphie, you’ve got to stop them!
Belphie: *exasperated head shake* You think I can? No way, that’s not happening. Besides, doesn’t this kind of thing fall under your job description?
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Lucifer: *scowling, arms crossed, shouting* Would you lot keep it down?! I’m trying t– *eyes widen*
*camera shake*
Lucifer: Nh! *glare* Why… are there… water ballons…?
Mammon: *grinning, laughing* Hiyaaaaaaah!
Beel: Raaaaaaah!
Lucifer: Beel! Mammon! Cease your shenanigans this instant!
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Text chat: Mystery Freebie (from Beelzebub)
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Beel: I also received this secret gummy as a reward for buying every single region-exclusive flavour.
Beel: I’m going to try it now.
Let me guess… Not good?
How’s the taste?
Beel: Well, they don’t call it a “secret gummy” for nothing. I can’t tell what flavour it is.
Beel: What I DO know is that it definitely contains something bad for your health.
Beel: Hmmm, I feel like these region-exclusive gummies are more miss than hit.
Beel: It’s okay, though. I’ve still got more gummies to try.
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Text chat: Hell's Kitchen Original (from Beelzebub)
