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[phenomenally-skilled]

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[2af-afterdark]

You know those kit where you can create a mold out of your partner's dick so you can make a dildo out of said mold?

Imagine MC doing that to the kings and just put em on display, color coding them even

OMG! You just know some of the kings made getting those molds a whole ordeal and are even bigger shits about you putting them up on display.

Satan

Was the most annoyed when you asked to get a mold of his dick. Not because he isn't completely down with the idea of you having a copy of his dick, but because he doesn't understand why you need one. He's right there! He can give you the real thing any time you want it.

He admires the final product though. He doesn't like that you keep it displayed next to everyone else's though. He may get ticked off if he sees that.

Mammon

All you had to do was say you wanted it and he sat nice and pretty for you. In fact, knowing him, it was a show as he got hard enough to make sure that mold could be used. He is exactly the kind of man to talk to you during the entire process.

And he loves the end result. In fact, if all you want is to put them on display, he is glad to offer you a golden one instead. As in made of actual gold. Or whatever other material you could possibly want. It's for looking, not use, so it can be made of whatever you want. Unless... you are secretly using it...

Leviathan

Getting him to even consider letting you get a mold of his penis is a fight in and of itself. He made the entire process a very, very complicated one. He went full tsundere mode before he finally agreed... It goes a lot faster if you name drop that someone else already agreed first. Sure, he'll be angry but he will also be jealous and that's the key to getting him to agree.

He does not want to see the collection. He will never even attempt to see it. He doesn't want to see his replica either. It is out of site and out of mind.

Beelzebub

He was amused when you asked. He wants one in exchange to use when you aren't around. Either a dick or a copy of your vag (yes, they make those too).

The worst part about him seeing your display is that you know he has a comment for every single one. And, just because he likes to mess with Leviathan, he is going to tell that man his comments directly. *Leviathan will be so pissed later. lol

Lucifer

I don't even think they make kits big enough for this man... But if they did, he wouldn't put up too much of a fuss. It's not that big of a deal. I think it's the nobles who make the big deal out of it. If you want a replica of Lucifer's dick, that means you like him, right? They have no chill.

The nobles ask you very politely if that mold can make more than one replica. None of them are normal about this process.

[ask-carmenpondiego]

Here are more of the demons I have encountered as well as an updated look of Lucifer. The two uncolored sketches are Beelzebub of Gluttony and Belphegor of Sloth.

These are them just being casual but dont be fooled, they are some of Hell’s most powerful demons. I’m just fortunate that they happen to like me. I know you can usually find Beelz at any one of Mammon’s casinos and buffets, hanging with both Belphie and Mammon. Those three usually are seen together. Beelz hates being alone during thunderstorms, and his favorite food are those greasy cheesy multi patty cheeseburgers . And Belphie absolutely loves making homemade food from scratch, despite being the demon of self serving smart tech and hands free devices. His favorite is brick oven rustic pizza.

Fun fact about my Lucifer: Luce is merged with Asmodeus, as in if Asmo needs to recharge or low on magic or energy, he can retreat into Lucifer’s mind and they can share a single host body, and vice versa with Luce, he can linger in the background of Asmo’s mind if need be. They have a mind link which they can see what the other sees and all. I can usually tell who is fronting by their eye color and demeanor. Luce will always have blue/gold eyes, while Amso has deep crimson. They both have a deep love of dark chocolate.

[cottoncandibal]

you dont need to show off to chop down a tree, dude

[herps-and-noods]

Previous Owner: “I need this snake gone. He’s too aggressive. You can have him for free.”

The snake: 🥺

[wonders-of-ebott]

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[simpywhore]

Things I think Obey me characters would do (with you)

Also I don’t proof read, like I never proof read. >:p

Lucifer - Totally has a big soft spot for you, just doesn’t shows it to anyone, cuz his PRIDE is in the way. Pretty sure he wants you to sit in his lap while he does his paperwork. Won’t say it out loud but he just absolutely loves when you run your fingers through his hair, it soothes him and relieves some of the stress.  You’re not getting away with his lecture tho. But it’s fine cuz he always pamper you with head pats afterwards.

Mammon - I can see him being your troublemaker partner, like causing troubles and running away from the witches. Trading random things to the demons at RAD. Pissing Lucifer tf off   Making unfair deals at school just to get some good cash from dumb creatures who’s stupid enough to trade a whole bag of grims for a full size snicker from the human world. Absolutely loves you giving him your attention and affection, but ofc he’d rather be tied up to the ceiling again than confessing it. You still love your tsundere boi tho <3

Leviathan - He’s those type of high level ranking people who helps others (well specifically you). Depending on the type of games yall are playing, I think he would still do his best to try and help you in everything. Would gift you rare and powerful things so you can do better in the games. Protect you from other players, or obstacles. Likes to co-op with you if it’s a multiplayer game. Shows you his collection of figurines. While he stream, you would sit yourself down on his lap while he games.  Oh and did I mention he has another whole ass collection of mangas? Imagine begging him to lend you some of his mangas to read and ofc he ends up giving it to you because of your puppy eyes. (he gets weak and soft when you give him puppy eyes, HAH couldn’t resist it.) Would get all red and flustered when you tease him about it tho.

Satan - Having trouble with trying to get some rest? No worries your beloved s/o is always there to help you. You want cuddles? Sure. Kisses? Okay. Head pats? Of course. Want him to read a book for you? Absolutely.  Also brew some tea for you if you want to stay up with him. He enjoys your company anyway.  You’re his prank buddy btw. Loves to prank Lucifer and of course he gets away with it by blaming it on Mammon (poor mammoney). One time, he swap Lucifer’s shampoo with a bottle of pink hair dye. He also took a photo of it just for research purposes. black mail 

Beelzebub - Lifts you up whenever you want him to. (Manz is like a literal teddy bear) He only share his food with you, and his brother would find it quite adorable but they’re also jealous of how you would give him the most attention and affection too.  He works out right? Yea you legit climb on back and hand from his arm like he’s a personal monkey bar or something- Would be so clueless when you start to get flustered when he lifted his shirt to wipe off the sweat on his face.

Belphagor - Actually wakes up to find you when he want his damn cuddles. Would also nag at you for making him drag his sleepy ass all the way just to find you. Complain about how he want you to pat his head. If you’re busy with something he will drag you back to bed (aggressively) or just lay down on your lap and continue his nap. You often feed him when he’s too sleepy to eat on his own :p

BONUS:

Solomon

- Literally has a fuc-king spell to put you to sleep if you can’t sleep, don’t worry he will ask if you’re okay with the idea of being cast under a spell though.  Would be more comfortable on letting his guard down around you.  Share his snacks back from the human world with you. And if he ever has the chance to go there, he would totally recommend some cafes or places to peacefully spend time together with him.  Would also gladly teach you some spells to you, if you’re interested in them and asked if he could teach you how to cast them.  You guys legit gossip about others just because you felt like it. I KNOW THIS MAN KNOWS GEN-Z HUMOR. Yes yall would be making gen-z jokes to yourselves and flip others off if they dare call you weird. 

Diavolo - This man always make sure to spoil you rotten, everyday. You want it? You get it. Just gives off complete sugar daddy vibes. An absolute softie. Often get distracted from his work when you’re with him so for the sake of hell, Barbatos and Lucifer tries not to let you visit too often. (They do it in the nicest way possible though.)

Barbatos - If you can bake well then that’s great, he will bake with you all the time. If you can’t bake then he will be more than happy to teach you how to bake. Ask how his food taste when you eat them, just admires how you look so cheerful when he give you his treats.  Since he doesn’t really have much time to spend with you, he gifts you anything he thinks you would like. 

A/N: Ah sorry if I didn’t write anything for Asmo, I don’t know exactly what to write for him bjfaskdbjakgbkasdfa. But I know he would have spa days with you tho, quite very often too. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed it and have a great week darlings. <33 Thank you for all the likes and reblogs. ♪(´▽｀)~♥

[relxion-kunp]

Beelz: Where do babies come from? 🍔 I tweet about this before and decide to draw it.