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Lucifer: Bubsy, just wear the birthday hat. This is your party.

Beelzebub: I’m not wearing the hat, Luci.

Baby Leviathan, running in: Daddy! I brought you something for your birthday!

An hour later

Beelzebub: wearing three party hats, has rainbow magnets all over his arm, has streamers braided into his hair

Beelzebub: Not a word, Lucifer.

Lucifer: Bubsy talks in his sleep sometimes, it’s adorable.

Beelzebub, asleep: Fight me... You motherfucker... Square up... I think the fuck not...

Lucifer, holding baby Leviathan: He’s so beautiful.

Beelzebub: We need to give him shots.

Lucifer: Oh hell yeah pour some up it’s his birthday

Beelzebub: Do I look straight?

Lucifer: Not in the slightest.

Beelzebub: No, I mean my parking job.

Lucifer: Oh, in that case, then yes, it’s fine.

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