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[incorrectwolfboy]

Asmodai: Being gay isn't a choice.

Asmodai: It's a game, and I'm winning.

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Baby Leviathan: Who the fuck?

Lucifer & Beelzebub: Language!

Baby Leviathan: Whom the fuck?

Lucifer & Beelzebub: NO!

[incorrectwolfboy]

Asmodai: I can’t take this anymore, someone needs to take me out!

Astaroth: In a dating type of way or assassination type of way?

Asmodai: I don’t know. Surprise me.

[incorrectwolfboy]

At the Doctor’s Office

Michael: I think I need anxiety medication. I’ve been having panic attacks in and out of the shower.

Samael: Doc, the other day I swallowed a spider by accident. Then I swallowed like nine on purpose.

Azrael: I can see the ‘dead zone’.

[incorrectwolfboy]

Leviathan: Your brother… has done time.

Michael: What for?

Leviathan: No one knows for sure. He changes the story every time you ask him.

Azrael: I created such a massive fraud that I nearly wiped out all of Altum.

Azrael: I destroyed the second largest Aeternum army using only a belt buckle.

Azrael: I created a Vortex Rift in the mists over Radicalopolis.

Azrael: I killed the angel that killed Fauna… with this spear.

Leviathan: Then he ran weapons for the resistance.

Michael: Which resistance?

Leviathan: He won’t say. But he does say they didn’t win because he was working against them for the other resistance, whose name he also won't say.

[incorrectwolfboy]

Lucifer: Levi, Azrael would throw himself in front of a moving battleship for you.

Leviathan: I know, daddy. But really, Azzy would throw himself in front of a ship just for fun.

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Azrael: I go by many names. Azrael, the Perfect Entity, Supreme Being…

Drekavac: Do they include ‘Crazy Mutant Angel with Guns’?

Azrael: Yeah! That’s one of my favorites, actually.

[incorrectwolfboy]

Baphomet: I need to get something off my chest.

Eblis: Is it your shirt? Please say yes.