#beemoov explain yourself

[linaselandbasil]

I have questions, beemoov.

Mainly, why??

[linaselandbasil]

I play Eldarya muted, but every once in a while I unmute it just coz, and bitch the music is doing too much. It's not that serious, it really isn't.

If guy.exe was playing on loop the whole time it would be more than enough, let's be honest.

[linaselandbasil]

I am a Man of quality worldbuilding: A rant.

I'm just so pissed that it's been hinted at that the faeries literally stole the friking library of Alexandria and we still didn't get to visit it.

Remember the guard questionnaire? One of the questions is if you'd rather go to this this or that place. Well one of the options was the library of Alexandria and Erika said the fuck, it burned down like a thousand years ago. And it's on earth. Keroshane said -f u c k- and changed topic.

And after that there's nothing about this until we first go to memoria and Leiftan mentions that the buildings were taken from earth because Erika mentioned how much they resemble Greek ruins.

So like.... Are we going on a field trip to the library of Alexandria?? There's like 3 episodes left to make up the rest of your lackluster plot, better give me something good or I'll forcefully hire myself as creative director and main writer to fix this game.

Also, a library date with LI?? Bitch that's potential right there. Also, a copy of Erika's journal might be there, after all, she's Jesus right now. Since she's not dead anymore she might want to take them back so people won't be reading her do do list that was literally Leiftan written four times... because they were fornicating ferociously every ten minutes.

You know what? They probably Anne Franked her, editing the hyuck out of it to make the guard look less shitty and it's a best seller now. That's where the guard of El gets their funds. It's all royalties from sales.

So anyway, I'm absolutely putting a diary retrieval mission in my fanfiction.... like four years from now when I get to that point.

[linaselandbasil]

Jeez, I was about to write a jury duty headcanon for Lance but I realized that he's a felon 💀

he doesn't have to go lmao ✨️

You know what, fuck it. Everyone gets jury duty headcanons:

Leiftan-felon. Before he was caught though? He'd probably be very serious about it. He even puts on shoes that don't have his toes hanging out.

Valkyon-probably a felon since his job is to kill people, he for sure killed unprofessionally. Anyway. He'd judge fairly, since he grew up on the streets he can tell a desperate attempt at survival apart from simple malice.

Nevra-He did kill some people, but his daddy's rich so he was in prison for exactly 0 seconds. He dresses up really fancy and takes it seriously. He usually doesn't care about the social problems that lead to most crimes (because he knows very little of poverty) and condemns thieves who just want to eat to the same degree as people who beat up others just coz they can.

Ezarel- The first time he'd get dressed up nicely- wait he's a felon too 💀 he was literally kicked out of his homecountry for stealing stuff and sending a human back- DOESN'T MATTER! HE'S IN EL NOW! Anyway, he takes it seriously the first time, but after that he just goes in pj's and dares anyone to do something about it. Zero fucks about the formality but he takes care to judge according to the highest justice he sees.

Mathieu-He probably has an exemption because he's so stupid and annoying. Nobody needs this toddler in court. Sorry I just want to strangle him so bad. Stupid.... he's a felon too since he betrayed the guard. 💀💀💀💀💀

Lance- if he goes to court, it's probably not because he's on jury duty😭 but he doesn't get caught often, so there's that

Why is every datable man a literal criminal? Beemoov? Hmm?

[linaselandbasil]

What

The fuck is that