I'M A MAN OF SCIENCE

Lucas -He/Him- my ao3 stuffs: https://archiveofourown.org/users/LinaselAndBasil/works You can also find me on wattpad but I'm not helping you with that. my husband's currently(the list updates): Ezekiel Jegbova, Cirrus, Sage Lesath, Geralt Of Rivia, Henry Of Skalitz, Oleander (you can guess which one), Valkyon, Muriel, Curt and Rod, The Hanks (hivemind), Laios my glorious autistic king, Wyll Ravengard, Revali, Thorin Oakenshield, Doomguy, Caseoh (if he allows it),Blaidd the furry from elden ring, Radagon, Mr Dante Devilmaycry, Messmer The Impaler.

[molabuddy]

its kind of fun to uninstall programs you arent using to free up space and see them all beg for their lives

[linaselandbasil]

Ok so I just found out from social media that my parents workplace is on fire and neither of them are awnsering texts 🙃 this might be the worst day of my life yet

[linaselandbasil]

So my dad almost exploded because of corporate greed. Fun. A guy literally died.

[linaselandbasil]

Top 10 sentences in don't want to explain to my mother

[linaselandbasil]

Breaking news, local piece of shit attempts to disrespect transgender person at the DMV parking lot by calling them an 'it', however, award winning nonbinary league player, Bug Josie Müller gets turned on instead.

[linaselandbasil]

Why do elden ring bosses insist on taking their clothes off halfway through the fight. This isn't rupauls drag race, stop the outfit reveals.

[linaselandbasil]

It must be so much fun being a fish when they're not being brutally murdered by other fish.

[misidentifying-animals-in-posts]

best animal names: unnecessarily judgemental edition

[briarwoodtree]

You pull up to the transmasc meetup and it looks like this

[frayed-wind]

[linaselandbasil]

I gotta admit it, i have a really bad dewkissed herba collecting habit. Ive been giving them away as gifts so if you ever summoned someone named John Glintstone and got 999 dewkissed herba as a gift it was me. Also sorry for spamming Rannis darkmoon and falling on my ass from low poise, it's my first mage build and I'm ungabunga at heart.

[linaselandbasil]

Tom Cruise released the hanta virus in retaliation for Sonic the hedgehog breaking into the scientology building.

[linaselandbasil]

Writing Messmer fanfiction is really hard because I want him to be happy but he needs to be fucking miserable for his character to make sense. I'll birth his army of ugly redheaded kids regardless.

[linaselandbasil]

I have 6 sewing machines and not one of them fucking works. Lord Jesus if you have a tumblr and see this send me a mechanic

[linaselandbasil]

Online therapy with Sigmund Freud and Messmer.

[linaselandbasil]

Nothing compares to the feeling of finding something in a video game because I read about it in the gay fanfiction I consume daily.

[linaselandbasil]

Hypothetically, if I were to write zukka fanfiction, it would be doomed yaoi. The title would be "my first boyfriend turned into the sun"

[linaselandbasil]

You know, there's still some good in the world, at least there's no live action homestuck adaptation.

[gecko1011010]