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Yeah, don't know about that one, buddy. He's been saying you've got a dusty old cunt. Was it the three kiddos? Shit sounds rough, babe.

Three's overkill! But i’m pretty sure that bitchy skank ate the third bugger if there ever was one. I wasn’t the preggo bitch FYI! You’re weird as fack, get your "MPREG" fetish outta my face.

#been slacking lately #to all of you reading the tabloids with them clickbait headers #i was NEVER pregnant #and I did not avoid the hospital bills by using my own robots to deliver the baby #they did not have that feature back then. get your facts together #but now you expecting mothers can have a better experience. Give birth at home where nobody can tell you who can and can’t visit!#Them doctors can suck it!#And they’ll suck it straight out your whoopie! No pushing needed!#BUY NOW #mammon hb #mammon helluva boss #helluva boss mammon #helluva boss rp

Not gonna lie, the only thing that got me through tonight's lazyfied gentle flexibility yoga session is the fact that in standing forward bend with twist, I distracted myself with how sparkly my nails were in the lamplight.

#been slacking lately #and my back is complaining about it #time to pick some new classes out or make a new one #Lissa is an irreverent yogi

Grainy selfie Sundays 😛

#Been slacking lately #selfie sunday #selfie #me

Finally gonna catch up on my Agent Carter, Lost Girl, and Etsy sales.

#is lost girl worth catching up on i'm sketchy #gonna watch it but still #me posts #been slacking lately #not really i just have literally no time NONE

i full on creep on a few of my followers and, chances are, even if i don't follow you back, i know some weird rando facts about you, YES, you.

#it's true #i look through almost everyone's blogs #been slacking lately #but maybe someday i'll just show up in your inbox with some factoid you thought no one remembered #i remember #personal

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