💸 MAMMON 💸

Now ya sick fucks can meet MAMMON up close and personal (for a small fee)! Looking for new talents! This is YOUR opportunity to get a platform and reep in my rewards slash get recognition or whatevah the hell you want.

[bigtopmammon]

COME ON DOWN, FOLKS! $$$

To Mammon's one and only EXCLUSIVE Meet N Greet! Where you pay to pry into my private life! AND, if you’re a hot bitch or someone with any real talent, you could become the NEW AND IMPROVED face of my business! Not bad, ay? Your face plastered from billboards to a pervert's favorite body pillow! Become the NEXT BEST THING today! And i’ll be right by yer side to profit off ya!

NOTE: Despite controversial statements from the past, we accept women now! Uhhh…. And also transsexuals, for the most part! We even sell them rainbow flags with some of yer favorite performers! Stop by our merch store! Or purchase it online, whatever empties your pockets faster!

Mod is an adult who gets uncomfortable roleplaying with minors. Please just be wary. Not strictly minors dni, but if you are a minor don’t talk about anything explicit with me please.

Any asks are appreciated! I don’t really care what you say. If I hate it that much, i’ll just ignore it.

Mammon is asexual, but I don’t mind receiving weird shit.

My Mammon experiences romantic and/or aesthetic attraction, ships are fine (as long as you’re 18+)

[band-man-abe]

You should go meet Mutiny's parent for a family dinner

Oh? Should I?

@mutinyofgreed

@bigtopmammon

[mutinyofgreed]

"Uhhh... My brother and I are a bit tense right now. But dad( @bigtopmammon ) is pretty chill."

[bigtopmammon]

Haven’t I met this runt already? Why’s he look so familiar? You banging my daughter, blondie?

[thequillpill]

Uh, well, I wouldn't say 'bangin', we just met ||

(I'm gonna characterize Abel as ace. Maybe sex repulsed, actually. He practically grew up in heaven, and never got to find a partner or have a child on earth)

[bigtopmammon]

Can ya speak up, ya mousy bitch? Don’t tell me my little girl's settling with a wimp loike you? First impression ain’t looking too good, champ. Better wow me before I ban ya from seeing 'er! Clock's tickin'.

[band-man-abe]

You should go meet Mutiny's parent for a family dinner

Oh? Should I?

@mutinyofgreed

@bigtopmammon

[mutinyofgreed]

"Uhhh... My brother and I are a bit tense right now. But dad( @bigtopmammon ) is pretty chill."

[bigtopmammon]

Haven’t I met this runt already? Why’s he look so familiar? You banging my daughter, blondie?

[bigtopmammon]

Me. Mammon, idea. Bathbombs. Mammon themed or money themed. Like, they make the water have the same print as money, smells like smashed fruit or whatever. Tagline? Simple. "Relax like Mammon" sell it to the people who love skincare.

Oy, first of all why the fack do you sound like a caveman who just invented the wheel? You insulting my intelligence, anon?

Second of all, oi’m a genius! I just had this miraculous impulse to start sellin' bathbombs!

[mutinyofgreed]

(oh, hey welcome back, also just saw this on my feed)

"Thought we already did this to promote one of my older albums? I think we made them lemon scented but everyone hated it because... well, the bathbombs were gold in color and went that fizzles out it just turns your bathwater yellow and made it look like they were bathing in piss."

[bigtopmammon]

Fucking excuses! They were tryna cover up their own tub piss! But, uh.. Maybe we could try one of em' gradient thingies, whatever you call em'. Loike it starts gold and it fades into green when ya dunk it? And if ya piss in it, it’ll be nice and lime! But keep that to yerself, ya hear me? Weirdos.

[bigtopmammon]

Question for the mun, you said that ships were allowed, do you ship with chemistry? Or are you okay with pre-established shipping?

I’m open to whatever, but I prefer with chemistry!

[bigtopmammon]

Me. Mammon, idea. Bathbombs. Mammon themed or money themed. Like, they make the water have the same print as money, smells like smashed fruit or whatever. Tagline? Simple. "Relax like Mammon" sell it to the people who love skincare.

Oy, first of all why the fack do you sound like a caveman who just invented the wheel? You insulting my intelligence, anon?

Second of all, oi’m a genius! I just had this miraculous impulse to start sellin' bathbombs!

[bigtopmammon]

Yeah, don't know about that one, buddy. He's been saying you've got a dusty old cunt. Was it the three kiddos? Shit sounds rough, babe.

Three's overkill! But i’m pretty sure that bitchy skank ate the third bugger if there ever was one. I wasn’t the preggo bitch FYI! You’re weird as fack, get your "MPREG" fetish outta my face.

[bigtopmammon]

Heyy, Mammon- So... @hmaper wants to have a big family gathering with all of my kids and all the sins...so...that includes you- You don't have to come if you don't want to, but apparently he really likes you, so he really wants you to come-

- @luci-kingof-hell

Finally returning the favor, ey Luci? Course i’ll come, don’t gotta butter me up first! What are the kiddos into these days anyway? Charlie still into that redemption crapola, head wedged in the heavens?

Levi coming? That bitch knows how to strut her stuff, let me tell ya.

[bigtopmammon]

Kiss Marry Kill

Adam, Asmodeus, Lucifer

We having a sausage party ovah here? Where ya hiding the chicks, the good shit, the honka honkas? Eh… Speed round! Marry Luci, kiss Addie, defeather and boil that zesty cock-a-doodle into a nice gumbo!

[bigtopmammon]

Mammon I love you cuh please keep clowning around all clownish like

Now that’s what I like to hear! There’s a whole lot more where that came from, book your show tickets NOW and don’t MISS OUT on our super spectacular double-scooped Valentine’s Speeeecial, running all throughout February! I can’t wait to hear you making some noise during our new performances! I better fucking see ya there!

[bigtopmammon]

So fat banks, you're kid, yeah, real star material that one, she's kinda been implying you and this Adam are raw dogging it. Any words for the mic, big guy?

You know what? Everything that’s ever been said about the guy is completely true. Yeah, the bitch begged me to give em the time of day, so we went at it for about five minutes. Couldn’t hold it for shit. Rode loike a sheila's first time. 1/10, would not recommend, totally flacid, deflated like a *honk*ing balloon. Next?

[bigtopmammon]

"DAD THE ANONS ARE ASKING IF YOU'RE SINGLE AGAIN!"

( @mutinyofgreed )

Let’s keep ‘em guessin! Speaking 'a allat mushy celebrity dating life shit, I was thinking about putting together a new game show! Huh? Huh? What do you think? Those are still hot on bitches minds, right? And i’d call it…. Mate or no Mate! It’s still in production, but i’m thinking it’s one of em blind hookup shows, and people pay to submit prompts for me! I’ll even let ya be the first guest, munchkin!

[bigtopmammon]

Your kid got shot by an assassin again- okaaay byyeee

That’s what fucking happens when she doesn’t listen to me! But nooo, she’s "too big" for protection now, yeah? She’d rather get shot than stay at home where it’s all nice and luxurious! Shows how much she knows. Stubborn bitch. Gonna have to start using curfews again.

[bigtopmammon]

Hi, do lurker on Mutiny's blog and I noticed that she's confirmed to hibernate in winter months, so do you? Did she get this from you or like is it from her mom? Did you used to? Is it cause she's not full sin like you? So many questions

The fuck kinda question is that? Mate, if I was putting on a disappearing act for that long, dontcha think the press woulda noticed that *honk* by now? Did I used to? Eh, one time I passed out for about a week cus 'a the revenue slump after Fizzy's falloff. Does that count?

[bigtopmammon]

I'm going to fucking kill you. YOU FAT UGLY PRICK.

-@voxtek-sharks (lucifers fiancée)

Is that right? Well, ya still gotta buy a ticket like the rest of em. No exceptions for you or yer brokie assassins. Get back in line, bitch.

[bigtopmammon]

biting you biting you biTING YOU BITING YOU BITING YOU-

-🦈

@shark-that-bites

GET THEM NASTY CHOMPERS AWF MY DESIGNER SUIT! You just dug yerself an early grave, dumb bitch! This merchandise costs more than the *honk*ing titanic, ya brutish wet slab of seafood! I’ll snap yer fucken jaw, coat that shit with gold, and use it as a toilet seat!

[mutinyofgreed]

Everybody wants to kill your dad. Ask Lucifer about it.

"Shiiiit- what'd we do now? God, can people stop wanting to kill me and my dad? Dad( @bigtopmammon ), what did you do?"

[bigtopmammon]

How should I know? I picked a hamster up and all of a sudden everybody's running around like decapitated chickens! Them cunts are just making stuff up at this point! I pampered the little bastard! Now he’s gone and got Lucifer spewing loads a' sappy personal crap on my doorstep! They’re all ganging up on me for no reason this time. Unbelievable.

[mutinyofgreed]

"Damn it, hold on-" She chugs half a bottle of beelzejuice, she can't deal with this family bullshit sober. "Okay, is this the same hampster that works for you? We have it under contract, right?"

[bigtopmammon]

Yeah, but Luci's claiming the runt's from his own litter! Can ya believe that shit? The king of hell comes to me and starts yelling about how MY performer is his fucking SON? And i’m overworking him? Everybody's gone soft! And get this, the snitchin bitch didn’t even bring that shit up to me beforehand? He was all giggly n perfectly fine before he decided to vent to his daddy about "mistreatment"? I’m calling bullshit. Spoiled rat. Pass me that shit, will ya?