#beep beeep

[perroulisses]

Sheep mf dump

ft. outis

[kleefkruid]

Having to remind myself I don't live in Morocco bc every football win they have it sure sounds like it!

Don't get me wrong, I am fully supportive, the 'youths' deserve some fun time screaming and lighting fireworks before someone writes a thinkpiece about how they're ruining Belgium by doing the exact same things other Belgians do when Belgium wins.

I am going to take this excuse to take a study break though, can't combine car horns and latin brain anatomy. BEEP BEEP BEEEEP

[inujan]

@bewareyourheart​

         small footsteps echo down marble halls, a small princess hearing of visitors from far away. visitors that smelled of adventure and bravery. 

        she stopped before the one that was the size of her while conversation went on with the taller pair. they all wore similar clothing, eris tilting her head and observing quietly. 

    stepping directly in front of the smallest one, she stared into his eyes, leaning forward before stepping back. “ I see a glow. do you ? “ 

        head turned behind her before turning back to him, grabbing both of his hands. “ my name’s eris. princess eris mazarine winslow. welcome to Inuja. “  giving a polite curtsy of sorts.

      smiling brightly with small trinkets dangling from her head. she whispered, “ would you like to go outside and play with me? we have to be fast so no one sees us ! “

[szyf]

So I never got a chance to see a Bonnie and Clyde musical, but how would it fit with rosebird?

oh. oh god. ok i wasnt expecting to get asks but

i call it the musical version because the musical has a condensed and easier to understand timeline. also the music is just really good and is REALLY fun to imagine as rosebird.

for some background before i shove everything under the cut:

raven = clyde

summer = bonnie

qrow = buck (clyde’s brother)

tai = blanche (buck’s lover)

ozpin = ted (a sheriff that has it Out for clyde. in the musical, ted and bonnie have some weird romantic thing going on in the beginning. we’re ignoring that in this au)

anyways, this is not fleshed out AT ALL bc i wrote this all out at around 2 am last night and i’m just really used to having all my rosebird aus (there are. so many in my head) to myself, so trying to write this one out was oddly difficult. if you want to know more, listen to the musical! or ask me more about specific events if you want. the complete plot isn’t down here because God there’s so much and i only wrote out about 3/5ths of it. ENJOy my incomprehensible rambles!

raven and qrow are two delinquents in the texas town of mistral during the great depression who are known for robbing small stores and stealing cars. one faithful day, the twins get arrested for automobile theft– but break out soon after.

they each go their separate ways, qrow heading home to see his husband tai, and raven decides on going to vale, a larger city in texas. as she roams the streets, she soon meets summer rose, a waitress with a broken down car! 

the two have an instant connection, and raven agrees to fix summer’s car in exchange for a lift to vale. soon becoming star-crossed lovers, the two decide to stay in mistral for a few days before leaving for vale. raven’s aloof exterior did nothing to stop summer from being drawn in, though. she tells raven everything– her dreams of becoming an actress, her fondness of poem writing, and her wish to leave mistral and start anew. raven takes interest in this, and falls hard and fast. raven promises summer a life of fame and prosperity, and just like that, summer agreed to leave her life in mistral behind and decided to join raven in her journey to vale.

let’s check in on tai and qrow!!! qrow made it safely back to tai’s house, yet tai wasn’t very accepting of the fact he broke out. tai convinces qrow to turn himself in, and qrow agrees as long as he gets to stay for a few days. in the meanwhile, raven wants to recruit qrow and tai to join her and summer in vale. raven makes her way to qrow, and is ecstatic to see her brother again. they talk about going to vale, until qrow reveals he’s turning himself in.

raven is NOT happy.

she calls him a coward, she calls him weak, and storms off angrily with summer by her side. though, her anger is short lived, seeing as ozpin (a well renowned sheriff) manages to catch raven, and sends her back to jail.

raven is sent to a higher maximum security prison while qrow is given a reduced sentence for turning himself in.

summer is utterly heartbroken, and just wants her raven back. summer was always a good girl– kind, talented, and a bit of a dreamer. not to mention she was beautiful. so when summer resolves to breaking raven out…… yeah, shit hits the fan.

smuggling raven out was a fucking MESS, considering how stubborn raven is. she keeps insisting she can do it herself, but she’s honestly in no condition to do so. she isn’t exactly the Top Dog in mistral’s maximum security prison. so, summer takes things into her own hands and is like “fuck it ill break my dumbass gf out myself”.

it goes a little like this: summer smuggles one of raven’s guns into the prison, shoots the warden that guards raven’s cell, and the entire time raven is just kinda. In Big Love. though shooting the warden was a bit of a panic move, and summer is so apologetic and guilty afterwards. imma b real, it causes an entire crisis within summer.

the point is: raven is out of prison! buuuuut, now they have to leave mistral WAY sooner than planned. soon enough, they’re speeding to vale in summer’s car, stopping at any convenience store along the way and robbing it. promptly, they become the infamous duo who… oddly haven’t killed anyone in these heists yet!

SIKE

during a grocery store robbery gone wrong, raven accidentally murders a cop trying to “play hero” and summer is FRENZIED. filled with shame and guilt over what she did while trying to break raven out, she snaps. summer is Not happy with raven, and finally makes the choice to leave. raven begs her to stay, telling her it’s too late to turn back now, and summer realizes raven is right. she loves raven too much to leave her.

im honestly too tired to continue this, plus the rest of it isn’t as fleshed out as i’d like it to be, but look up the bonnie and clyde musical! it’s really good.

[transvavsquad]

^to the previous 45 ask, either list is fine 😎

“What do you wanna watch?”Gavin buried himself deeper into the blankets, watching as Jeremy rummaged around in the pile of movies Ryan had. Thunder rumbled above them, the smell of popcorn already coming down from the kitchen, and it gave him a sense of content familiarity.“I don’t really mind,” he hummed distractedly. “How about Phantom?”“Didn’t we watch that last time?”“You can’t go wrong with Phantom,” Ryan chimed in, taking the steps two at a time, popcorn and tea balanced carefully in his hands. “And last time we didn’t even sing.”“No, you sang. I remember. Your perfect voices haunted me. But if it’s what you want-”“It is.”“Then it is what we shall have!” Gavin cheered, throwing himself backwards on the bed, and Ryan chuckled, sliding on next to him. Jeremy wandered over to the DVD player and simply turned it on, grabbing the remotes and jumping next to Gavin’s other side. The three of them shifted and settled until everyone was comfortable, and Jeremy hit play.Every line, at that point, had been practically memorized- there was no need to even keep the volume up, save for the music itself. Jeremy tended to say Raoul’s lines in either high, whiny pitched tones or a drawled monotone that made Gavin giggle (”God, you sound like Snape, stop it!). Ryan preferred the alternate approach, taking everything the Phantom said seriously as if he were acting the role himself, going so far as to dramatically gesture and present his words with a flair. He broke character only for a few lines that elicited a same and a gentle punch to the arm from his boyfriends. Gavin wasn’t one to say the lines, but sang to every song, quietly and perfectly, flushing as either of his boyfriends clapped but smiling all the same.Down Once More started to play and Gavin shuddered. “Can we-”“Yeah, of course,” Ryan said, switching it off and pressing a kiss to Gavin’s forehead. “Sorry.”“Don’t be. Gives me a weird feeling too,” Jeremy hummed, kissing Gavin’s cheek. Gavin giggled and gave a short kiss to both of them, and they lapsed into a gentle silence.“I love you,” Gavin suddenly said, the other two looking at him with small smiles. “I love both of you, so, so much. You-” he pulled in a stuttering breath, and they both grew somewhat concerned, grasping at his hands. He gave a watery laugh. “You mean a lot to me, it’s ridiculous, I don’t think I’ve been this happy in forever and I can’t stand- can’t stand not being with you-”“Gavin?” Ryan whispered, letting go of his hand to cup at his face. “What’s up?”“I love you,” he said again, and pulled his hand from Jeremy’s. “I love, love, love the two of you more than anything in this world.”He wiped at his eyes and went forward, kneeling in front of the both of them just before the foot of the bed and smiled, as big as ever.“Would you marry me? Maybe not now, but as soon as we can? If you don’t want to now, it’s ok, but I just-”Both of his boyfriends surged forward immediately and engulfed him, making him giggle breathlessly as they both whispered “yes” into his ears.

[roddaprime]

my shoulders hurt but they are so very fast!!!!!!

[honeymalum]

WHAT THE HELL ARE MICHAEL AND CALUM ON??

[vederr]

My old friend asked me to pick up a pizza for him and he'd pay me back, and he smoked me out as a tip. traded pizza for weed. I'd give today a thumbs up