starter for @beepboopbarry
Charlie lay casually on a low hanging branch on a tree observing the scene in front of them. Noticing someone walk by they allowed themselves to drop slightly. “Have you noticed that everyone’s going on dates recently? I feel like I must have slept through three months and it’s suddenly Valentine’s day.” They reached up, rubbing their eyes blearily. Still, that wasn’t possible right? They’d slept through a day or two before but a month was ridiculous.“It’s ruining the park. You better not also be going on a date.” They didn’t need to see someone else with a tongue down their throat while they tried to relax. Charlie paused, looking them over before shaking their head. “No, you don’t look like you’re going on a date, thank god.”
