From time to time, the Brewocracy crew scavenges the realms of internet beer forums; seeks out and chooses the not-so-accurate thread responses and in turn, we take a few fun, exposing jabs at the so-called "beer experts" and "beer enthusiasts." Let The Peanut Gallery begin...
A Day without beer is like....
Gary, you my friend, are a poet. In fact, your words are as elegant as the vagina you have between your legs. Grow a sack.
Ever buy the wrong beer?
I can't stop laughing. The username fits the critieria. Cheers!
Close enough, you guess??? No shit, it's shocking. Talkin' about god-damn raspberries here. Not a satanic IPA that'll rip the enamel off your teeth. Is a box of Trojan Magnums close enough when you need condoms?? Not a chance you need those. It sure must be shocking on the first "tip."
Barrel aged etc etc... There is your problem buddy. A sour-oriented termonology, trait, or characteristic lies within that "etc etc." How do you know what piss even tastes like? UGHHHH, the only thing that's awful around here is your attitude, like omg seriously.
Wrong beers? Opposed to what? Another "random" beer that you're gonna select and assume it's wrong? Go piss up a tree.
Thank you Socrates... your words have touched my heart.
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Woah woah woah.... take it EASY Mister Bill Nye The Science Guy... This formula violates the integrity of craft beer as a whole. I understand the monetary efficiency, but if that's the case, you're better off buying mass-produced, non-craft beers because their PRIMARY reason is for monetary efficiency.... not what's actually in the bottle itself... So what are some of the best beer values I get using YOUR formula? Who are you? The second fucking coming?? The only time I'm gonna use your formula is when I calculate my foot in your ass. Next.
How do you rate beers?
Oh is that so? Thank you for telling us that you're a genius before you get to think about nothing for the second half "through the glass." Well maybe you can tell us what you generally know HOW the ratings "is" going to end up. Get a load o' this guy!! Real brainiac over here.
No, me no trust me first sip either. We're like the same exact person I guess. Maybe you're cool, maybe you're not? As long as you don't worry TOO TOO hard on when you numericaly score beers. I mean, we need you to save the mother-effin' world after all bruh. Don't hurt yourself over that one...
