Does Beer Remedy The Common Cold?!?
Do placebos have positive effects on cancer victims?
Is coffee good for the heart?
Does marijuana provide health benefits?
Do one-legged ducks swim in circles?
One-legged ducks most certainly swim in circles, if not ovals. However, the jury may still be out to the other 3 questions listed above. Taboos, studies, perceptions, biases, personal preferences, ethics, and morals all contribute to substances that may or may not supplement our lifestyles in a positive way. Brewocracy just so happens to have a case of the common cold. But that doesn’t change our name to Common-Cold-Pussy-ocracy. Our name as Brewocracy is etched in stone, residing in the foundation of the Beer God Temples.
The rhetoric of beer remedying the common cold is neither here nor there in our particular circumstance. The rhetoric can lie in the eyes and palates of the beloved readers before us. We are aware of several note-worthy ties between beer and the common cold; all of which are beneficial to us; humans that drink awesomely, righteously, tubularly, godly beers...
Humulone, a chemical compound found in hops, is conducive towards the fighting of the common cold in adults. Having said that, you’re going to require a heap or HOP load of beers to accumulate a sufficiently qualifying amount of humolone to ward off any likes of the common cold. At this point, the state of black-out, dehydration, poor judgment, and enormous self-humiliation will severely outweigh the common cold by every stretch of the imagination. Not to mention, brewskis have been found to increase bone density, decrease the risk of cardiovascular diseases, decrease the risk of dementia and Alzheimer’s, and most importantly, been known to turn you into a God-Damned Sorcerer walking or stumbling all over Planet Earth.
In light of rationale and a full work day in foresight, let’s consume ONE beer in moderation with a HIGHER level of humulone to possibly remedy the cold but unequivocally nourish our gullets and state of minds...
Boulder Beer Company!! Nothing like big ole’ Boulders on the bosom of America!!! Boulder Beer is Colorado’s 1st craft brewery so one must pay homage to the mojo of such an entity. Bosoms and Mojos all over the place. I’m surprised they don’t have a mountain version of Austin Powers on the label.... But at any rate, Mojo is packed with Amarillo hops in the boil and dry-hopping stage to emphasize a substantial presence of humulone to that of a common pale ale.
Mojo is a deep, transparent gold, possessing quick retention and a thin, small white head. Not a zit.... the layer of bubbles on top; reminiscent of a mini mojo fro. Mouthfeel is medium with a pungent to semi-dry finish. Pale malt, grapefruit, grass, and blood orange form a balanced aroma. A 7.2% ABV provides heat through a sweeter, slightly pungent malt bill, which quickly fades to an earthy, resinous, citrus hop finish. This is a fundamental American IPA, stemming from the very roots of US craft beer as an entirety. With the vast experience and mojo derived from Boulder Beer, this beer probably got REALLLLL busy back in the day. But Boulder protects its mojo in sealed, sanitized, stainless steel equipment, inhibiting its components from any infections and wild yeasts. Therefore, the legend of the Mojo lives on, untarnished. Feel free to indulge, although not for the sole purpose of curing the common cold. Drink Responsibly. Over & Out.
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