#before angst

[dracocheesecake]

Writing Something Small and Angsty About Kai Meeting His Mom In the Spirit Realm and Basically The One Funny Part:

Khaltmaa: "You must have had a long and successful life! So tell me, where are my grandcalves?"

Kai: "...What?"

Khaltmaa: "I would like to meet my grandcalves, of course! And their mothers, if they're here. So where are they?"

Kai: "...Uh...?"

Khaltmaa: "You know, your wives and concubines? Being Supreme Warlord of all of China, you must have had plenty!" *laughs* "Enough to have sired your own herd by now."

Kai: "...Mom, about that..."

Khaltmaa: "...DID YOU DIE BEFORE GIVING ME GRANDCHILDREN?!"

[rosesmith13]

sarah twisting the knife of guilt (about lying) and then kissing jordan is so funny