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Did young Paul invent the trout pout?

Shuichi: I just saw this guy drink coffee thru his mask like thru the cloth. It left a splotch right in the middle. I don’t even know anymore

Do not wear tin foil hats.

This hackneyed technique doesn’t work at all.

Helicopters could mind-scan you through twenty feet of lead.

You shouldn’t wear these homemade hats because it draws unnecessary attention to yourself.

It’s pathetic

and paranoid.

The Secret Police are embarrassed for you.

“I cannot say that I trust this interloper very much.

“And his actions do not give me much reason to trust him,”

suggests the manual on interlopers published by the Sheriff’s Secret Police.

According to the manual, citizens are advised to not speak with the traveler

and to dig a shelter in their garden,

or, if they do not have a garden, to make themselves into a metaphorical shelter

through vigilance and a positive outlook.

be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle

Plato, in around 380 BC

"climate change isn't real" y'all it was 74 degrees Saturday and the next day there's 3 inches of snow on the ground

#before his time