#behoovedones

[hxroic-wxlls-fxrever]

“ Plap plap ALREADY!? SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH!! Rizzie Rice and Bourbon sure work fast! “

R-Rizzie Rice?

[cl-xana-de-code]

" You have no idea how hard it is to live with the attention of so many inferior fillies. "

Because they want you dead??????????

[geiztmusebox]

"To reiterate: my oath means I need to keep you from dying. That's it. Please understand that there's so many states people can be in that aren't dying that are extremely not fun to be in. That said, even if the recipient of my care is a scumbag, they do have to stay in the realm of the living while I'm there. Again, that's part of the oath."

"That said, if he starts talking shit about my looks again, I'm going to hit him in the kidney so hard he pisses blood for a week."

[cl-xana-de-code]

" Red Hare, more like Red Hoe, Am I right? "

[hxroic-wxlls-fxrever]

@behoovedones said: Agemasen

“ Uhhhhhh… A-

“ AGEMASEN! “

Wow! That felt…really natural, for some reason.

[hxroic-wxlls-fxrever]

@behoovedones said: She is completely out of things to talk about

She’s already done with her morning run, and she’s caught up on her homework, and has no upcoming races…

Also, she’s been trying to work on talking about things BESIDES just running. It uh…hasn’t been going well.

[number1precure]

" I didn't knew Rice could over heat too. "

Miss, this is your fault.

[number1precure]

" You know you could have used a napkin to clean Rice instead of licking her right? "

" . . . "

ERROR ERROR WHY DID SHE DO THAT? ERROR ERROR