Every time I remember that the painting lie went fully unaddressed and that they used an abused and traumatized gay child's feelings to prop up a failing heterosexual couple and that Stranger Things might be the only piece of media in existence to go to great lengths to painstakingly set up the Cyrano trope but to not end up paying it off and give Cyrano his destined happy ending I start seeing red and have to gnaw on the hem of my shirt to calm down again












