#bejesus

[the-fuck-did-u-say]

Brooo

Time travel au where Peter Pettigrew is the rat responsible for the Black Death.

Where James and Sirius are all cocky about being such troublemakers. Only for Peter to start the literal Plague.

[megan-the-artoonist]

[lelethetopicchanger]

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[thewanderingbutler]

I am kind of not posting.... (sorry)

With school up ahead and my fixation on Travis waning I may or may not post in the future. Thank you everyone for all your patience and support. I'm still grappling with the fact that people actually like my writing.

Fast Click to Travis Hackett x Reader Chapter List

Here's some gifs of Ted Raimi as a token of my appreciation

Ted Raimi : Lunatics! A Love Story (1991)

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[263adder]

British Expressions: Name Edition

Some of my favourite phrases and expressions that I feel more people should know and use. These phrases and expressions all use the names of real people or fictional characters.

1. Gordon Bennett

An exclamation of incredulity equivalent to "Jesus Christ!". A reference to an American James Gordon Bennett Jr., who became infamous in Britain due to his many scandals. Example: "Gordon Bennett, where did you come from?! I didn't hear you come in, are you trying to scare me to death?"

2. Sweet Fanny Adams

Often shorted to Sweet F.A, it is a reference to Fanny Adams, a child who was murdered in 1867. Originally, it meant something of bad quality. Nowadays, it's used interchangeably with "fuck all" (nothing). Example: "That lass knows sweet Fanny Adams!"

3. By Jove

An equivalent to "oh my God". A reference to the Roman god Jupiter (also called Jove; Zeus in Greek mythology). Example: "[Crash] By Jove what was that?!"

4. Scrooge

Named for Ebenezer Scrooge, Charles Dickens' main character in A Christmas Carol, to call someone a Scrooge is to call them a miser, mean or un-festive. Example: "You can be such a Scrooge. Maybe I should start calling you Ebenezer?"

5. Bejesus

Derived from "By Jesus", bejesus is said when someone is surprised. Common in Britain and Ireland. Example: "Bejesus, don't scare me like that!"

[notcanoncompliant]

Am I Cold Because the Heat's Off or Do I Have a Fever: Sick, Stoned and Alone, the Starkerflowers Story

[animentality]

Shoutout to Ms. Cunningham, my 9th grade P.E. teacher for teaching me how to square dance on the off chance that one day while I’m walking in the woods, as I’m often known to do, I come across a barn full of people square dancing and want to join the fun. 

Boy am I sure glad we dedicated a month to nothing but square dancing just so that I could be ready for that dangerous hypothetical situation. 

[musicmanvans]

I freakin love metal.

Fuhcking breakdowns n stuff, superb