beladdon and charlie x hannah (bc I am spn femslash trash lmao)
femslash trash is the best kind of trash amirite
immediately begins to shimmy when maroon 5 comes on: Abaddon. Exactly 3 people know this secret and two of them have died in mysterious accidents
wakes the other up at 3am demanding pancakes: Bela. Hey, she has high expectations of her significant others, okay? Deal with it.
sends the other unsolicited nudes: Bela. It is amazing that Abaddon ever gets any work done tbh
brags about knowing karate even though they never made it past yellow belt: Abaddon. She likes to tell people that she was a karate prodigy but Bela has seen the yellow belt hanging in her parents’ house and knows better.
comes to a complete halt outside bakeries/candy shops: Bela. Again, she’s a high maintenance girlfriend and yes, that includes buying macaroons every time she passes a bakery.
blows sarcastic kisses after doing ridiculous shit: Abaddon. She is a little shit and Bela may roll her eyes but she secretly loves it.
killed the guy (also, which hid the body): Abaddon killed the guy and Bela hid the body (c’mon, did you expect anything else?)
wears the least clothing around the house: Bela. She’s a big fan of flouncing around in heels and very little else. Abaddon does very little to discourage this particular habit.
has icky sentimental moments for no apparent reason: BOTH. They both don’t like being sentimental but every so often it does happen. (and the other always makes sure to tease them about it)
Charlie/Hannah: Okay, I’ll be honest, I’m not completely caught up with spn so all I know of Hannah is what I’ve seen on tumblr but I’ll do my best.
immediately begins to shimmy when maroon 5 comes on: Hannah. Charlie has attempted to get her to like other types of music but Hannah is dedicated to top 40.
wakes the other up at 3am demanding pancakes: Hannah. Dude, angels are bossy (Charlie not so secretly loves it).
sends the other unsolicited nudes: Charlie. She loves watching the typing bubble appear and disappear as Hannah attempts to formulate a appropriate response.
brags about knowing karate even though they never made it past yellow belt: Charlie. No one believes her.
comes to a complete halt outside bakeries/candy shops: Hannah. She’s gained a frighteningly strong sweet tooth and Charlie is starting to worry.
blows sarcastic kisses after doing ridiculous shit: Charlie. Hannah finds it adorable and blows a sincere kiss in reply (which shuts Charlie right up)
killed the guy (also, which hid the body): Hannah killed the guy, Charlie hid the body (while bitching about why she was always the one who had to do the dirty work and Hannah apologized about 15 times)
wears the least clothing around the house: Hannah. She doesn’t see the point in getting dressed when they will eventually be taking their clothes off again later. Charlie loves this philosophy.
has icky sentimental moments for no apparent reason: Charlie, Sometimes she just starts staring at her and she can’t look away. She isn’t really used to this depth of feeling for anyone but Hannah somehow makes it feel comfortable, not terrifying.
