#beldin

[incorrect-belgariad]

Beldin: You can't fucking hurt me, bitch. I'm protected by the migratory bird act.

[comicwaren]

From Star Wars Vol. 3 #007, “Predators”

Art by Ramon Rosanas and Rachelle Rosenberg

Written by Charles Soule

[alice-blogs-things]

Sometimes a family is a pair of weird magic twins who finish each other's sentences, a grumpy old man who uses insults to communicate affection, an immortal miscreant with a thing for wolves, his badass immortal daughter, her supportive husband, her adopted sons and daughter in law, and the God who looks out for them. And that's okay.

[incorrect-belgariad]

Belgarath: If Beldin says a joke and it's funny I wait until I get home to laugh.

[incorrect-belgariad]

Aldur: The good always die young...

Beldin: Phew, good thing that I am so incredibly awful.

[incorrect-belgariad]

Vella: I love you.

Beldin: Really? You do? But I'm ugly.

Vella: I don't love you for your looks—

Beldin: Well, I don’t have a great personality either.

[incorrect-belgariad]

Beldin, telepathically: Turn around!

Beldin: In the other direction!

Beldin: No turn around again!

Belgarath, telepathically: Dude where are you?! I don’t see you?

Beldin: I’m in Mallorea. But the thought of you aimlessly turning around in circles amused me lol.

[incorrect-belgariad]

Polgara: Uncle, pass my bag.

Beldin: What’s the magic word?

Polgara: Or else.