Mar 12, 2013
Newman: Just Ew, Dude. Seriously.
New Girl: I got a call from Belinda's sister. [Belinda is the cousin who sits at home thinking of Newman and texting him.] She wanted to know what's going on on Facebook.
Me: What's going on?
New Girl: They're talking on Facebook!
Me: Because you blocked the phones.
New Girl: Yes. Belinda's sister told me that Belinda is a slut and that Newman slept with a cousin once.
Me: Uh...
New Girl: He didn't know she was a cousin at that moment.
Me:
New Girl:(whipping out her phone) Here is Belinda. Truthfully, is she prettier than me?
Me: No one looks good in a hairnet making duck lips.