#belovedofmonsters

[thethunderprince]

*totally sends you a hate message for creating another blog damn you* U suck. (this is a serious message from a serious person.)

Nuuu , Tori and her beautiful dresses hate meh, *cries tears of blood 5 ever and spits on a bunny*

Why don't you love meeeeh Tori? Whaaay?

[thethunderprince]

Mission Impossible (AU @beloved-of-monsters)

Some important files were stolen from the Norse embassy in America,files that could possibly bring down the government if in the wrong hands. The Etterretningstjenesten was informed immidiately and send their best agent straight to the US. His mission ? To retrieve the files and then kill the one that thought it was a smart idea to try and blackmail them.

Thor Odinson observed the small man arrive with a group of bodyguards around , one of them a very beautiful woman , Thor thought to himself. Retrieving the files was harder than he thought but low hotel security and the man's guards being too distracted by him throwing a tantrum made it easy to switch the briefcases.

Killing him was another story. He stood by his hotel window with the riffle in hand , waiting for the wind to be perfect to make it a one shot kill. He inhaled ready to pull the trigger but before he could he felt a gun barrel to his head. "What are you waiting for then? Pull it" he said not turning around but removing his hand from the riffle

[thethunderprince]

Hey, dork. I saw all the senpai shit going on and just wanted to tell you (again) that you. are. senpai. *throws glitter in your face*

// Shut up Tori or I will start talking about your dresses again. I don't deserve to be a Senpai to such a wonderful writter. Stop giving me feels. STAHP

[thethunderprince]

♕ [idec if we've done it before, because you're gold and too koala tea for me. *rolls away*]

Send a ♕ if you're too intimidated to talk/roleplay with me

You shut up Tori with your pretty dresses and come over here, right now, so I can love you and Thor can hug Sigyn boner first. NIAOW!