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Teenage Lexi Part 16

Ben: What a bitch!

Lexi: I know. And then she had the nerve to ask me if she could copy my maths homework this morning.

Ben: Ummm, Lex? There is a random standing right behind you.

Lexi: *looks around* Oh...

Geography teacher: Lexi, switch your phone off. I've told you three times already this term to not facetime people during my lessons.

[rainingcantaloupes]

actual snapshot of me and the rest of ballum stans settling down to watch ee after we’ve been encouraged by spoilers that don’t even make sense.

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Ben Callum Whitney Only Love

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Teenage Lexi Part 8

Jack: Callum, is Lexi involved in any criminal activity at the minute?

Callum: No. Why?

Jack: It's just that, earlier, Ben pinned me up against a wall, told me that one of his contacts owned a wood chipper and if I didn't stay the fuck away from his princess I would find myself going into it head first.

Callum: Ah. Well, you see, ever since Lexi turned 18 last week, Ben has been a bit worried...well actually both of us have been a bit worried, that you might now have your sights on her.

Jack: Have my sights on her in what way?! Wait...no, you surely can't mean...

Callum: Well, you do have a track record with Mitchell women, don't you? Remind me, how many have you slept with?

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I really want the Ballum wedding to be small. My ideal situation would be where they grab Lexi and elope, just the three of them, but failing that I just want it to be close family and friends in attendance, not the whole square. I don't want the characters who have turned slagging Ben off into a hobby to be invited. I definitely don't want the slaters turning up. As much as they say they hate Ben (for things that are actually more their own fault) I wouldn't put it past them to have the nerve to turn up. Especially if they think that free alcohol is going to be sloshing about.

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I'm watching Harry Potter right now, and I know most people think Ben would be a Slytherin, but I've always imagined him as being like Sirius Black, where he comes from a long line of Proud Slytherins, but then ends up being sorted into Gryffindor. Only unlike Sirius Black, he has a massive identity crisis about it.

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Callum on having kids:

Callum: what if they inherit my ears and nose?

Whitney: We'll just have to deal with it. But hey, they'll have your dimples.

Callum: What if they inherit my ears and nose?

Ben: Then they will look frickin' adorable like you.

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Clock-watching

I have never been so excited for an episode of EE in my life. How am I supposed to work this shift like a functioning human knowing that the Ballum Kiss 2.0 awaits us at 8.30pm tonight?!

THE WAIT IS KILLING ME