#ben rodriguez

[doyouknowthisjewishcharacter]

Do you know this Jewish character?

Ben "Vending" Rodriguez from Futurama (tv show)

I know them

I've heard of them

I don't know them

I know them but didn't know they were Jewish

Voting ended onDec 13, 2024

[pandragon420]

Good News Everyone!

[ssb-affairs-weekly]

Everett may be slutty but apparently Ben is sluttier. We see you Kierce.

The SSB Tumblr group has been rocked by the rock hard abs of Ben Rodriguez, a rather short, yet remarkable, member of the soccer team.

Kierce, we already know you have questionable tastes in life partners but this is something else.

"Disgusted. Revolted. I don't want to ever see Kierce's face again. I hate him and I hate his boyfriend." - My beloved, Francis Wolfe.

This is Lysander Beaton reporting and thank you Ben for the unsolicited eye candy.

[lyssieloo2]

Late-night movie sesh with over-Slurmed pappa Fry

[its-kierce-sherman]

2020 What A Year.

Wow, it’s been a year and lots of things have happened. As a person I’ve changed a lot. I never liked hugs or spent so much money on something I didn’t need. Up until now I’ve lived my life without meaning or purpose. I never did anything for anyone if it was inconvenient to me or I just didn’t feel like it. I’d really only do things if I was paid to. I was pretty selfish and closed of and old me would say that it was in the name of not being hurt by other, but I think that’s a stupid excuse. I was a piece of garbage and I knew that back then but at the same time I didn’t know how bad I was. This year has picked me up and flipped me on my head and I’ve been completely forced out of the bubble I’ve been living and who do I have to thank for that? Well, a lot of people.

Warning, this will probably be long.

Honestly, it’s nice to be part of drama and not just reporting it which is something I thought I’d never say. I’ve always been more of a spectator, nothing happened to me I just witnessed everyone go about their days. I’ve lived that way for a long time despite Cal and Quinn’s efforts to include me and make life less dull and mundane. It’s really not their fault either. I chose that for myself, it was what I was used to and it made me feel comfortable despite also making me feel empty and bitter.

This is specifically to Callum, Quinn, Kent, and Francis (ig) I’m sorry. I didn’t appreciate the friendships I already had before this year, I realize that now. Truly, the times we spent together, though few, they mean a lot to me. Those few moments made life a little more bearable so thanks for still being friends with someone like me. I’ve probably pushed you away more times than I’ve been a good friend yet I still have your love, support, and time and I don’t deserve that. You guys are great and amazing and I’ll stop wasting your time and start making the moments we have together worth it. We’ve had fun this year so lets do it again.

To another person I wanna mention, Carol. At the start, when I witnessed you and Everett get married then divorce, I never thought I would get so involved as I did. It was a ride and a really fun one. Seeing you get with Lucas was sweet. I’m happy for you and it’s nice to see happy you are. I’ll admit your spontaneous nature has rubbed off on me a bit, I see life just a little bit different in a good way thanks to you. I honestly never expected anything to come from our friendship. At first I thought of it as just a shallow business friendship (but that’s mostly because I didn’t believe you actually wanted to be friends with me back then. It was nothing from you that made me think that way) I don’t believe that anymore of course, you have quickly become one of the best friends I’ve ever had and your support. I’m undeserving of it but it means a lot to me. 

Everett, thanks. I don’t really know what to say about you or too you but just thanks. You’re a pretty nice guy to be around sometimes.

Shiloh! Thanks for listening and supporting me even though 9 out of 10 times I didn’t even tell you what was troubling me but you knew anyway. Your advice, though sometimes useless, was very valuable to me and we’ve had a couple fun times together. You’re more like an employer than a friend but still, I hope we can continue working together.

Kam, you’re a great guy. I’d never have talked to you under normal circumstances but I’m sure glad I did. I hope you get what you want for Christmas.

Alrighty, here’s the part I’m not exactly able to deal with, Ben! Wow, I- I don’t know how to put this into understandable English or even a language but I guess I’ll just start with the basics. I’d completely given up on trying to find someone a long time ago. If someone came along and I liked them I’d just shrug it off, I mean, even if they felt the same way I do they’d be better off with someone else. You- I’m- Never would’ve thought I’d end up with someone as fun and bright as you. I don’t even have words for just how much you mean to me and how happy you just existing makes me. I’m a mess, I don’t sleep, sometimes I get too caught up in school or work to even think about others, I’m paranoid, and I keep a lot of things to myself. There is so much about myself that I haven’t told you yet and you’ve been nothing but open and forgiving and I don’t- I don’t deserve that. 

I honestly don’t deserve anything I cherish right now, I’ve done literally nothing to earn them, you guys, everything else! I’ve just been wasting my life worrying about pointless things and shutting myself off from everything in a pitiful attempt to fit in a mold I could never fit. Now that I realize what I have I’m so scared I’ll suddenly lose it all because maybe one day you’ll all- just disappear, but that’s not something I want to think about. I’d rather just think about the present.

So, I have changed a person. Is it the good kind of change? Yeah, I think so. I’m no longer worried about things that don’t really matter, I’m more focused on the things that matter now. I might not deserve your love, your friendship, your support, but I want to return everything you’ve given me. You’ve made my life so much more meaningful and if I can make yours even the littlest bit brighter I’m going to try. 

So thank you 2020, you weren’t all that bad and hello 2021, I hope that you’re even better.

[cursedxod]

Response to “I want a baby” bonus! Some OCs. (Will add as I find more fitting responses. Not intentionally leaving anyone out I promise)

Dallon. Let him become a successful artist first damn

Kierce. Too smart with his money.

Ben. Life is not a game

[askeverettgray]

@who-is-that-dude how long r we going to b fighting for

[the-tall-albino-kid]

Yo I see u all the time at the gym 💪 and ur triceps are impeccable 👀 what is ur secret 🔥💯-Ben

Dude! Thanks! I'd be an idiot to tell you that I have no secret 🙊 I'm just blessed~!✨