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i’m fucking begging keke palmer to give that bald chicken man a fucking chance dawg

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askeverettgray

#i can’t wait to go to your funeral #knowing that i could have changed that outcome #reblog

my obsession with avocado toast is becoming unhealthy

#i’m so ill abt it actually #i’d sell my father sister #and my left nut #for that avocado spread

realizing with budding horror that i would still hit

#my life is a prison

aceshardware

@askeverettgray <3

askeverettgray

we look fine as hell in this

#happy valentine’s day or whatevs babe #reblog #ace ferox

what kinda fuckass burger joint is out of fucking french fries

#you call yourself a respectable establishment??

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Still not mine—I commissioned this one,my friend drew it.

#ooc #look into his eyes #he’s singing bring me to life up there

giving someone who deserves it their flowers

#cheers i’ll drink to that bro #vague

nghhh i’m so round and full of big green gas everett 💨💚🤰

this must be why i allegedly go insane and murder people every october

#anon #this is your tape #asks

i think i should get points for dating my girlfriend twice

#shiloh came out of this hell week looking like he #rolled in a dumpster full of a lifetime of shitty decisions #and last week’s clam chowder #me??#im coming up smelling like roses #vague

aceshardware

I don't understand what Leon was about, this Shiloh guy is great!

askeverettgray

liarlixr

Huh? I have no idea what you're talking about in the tags, Everett, but that doesn't sound very nice! :c

askeverettgray

no one asked you, bitch

#we’re in a group together bc neither of our dumbasses are able to make friends.#the only difference is i’m cool and sexy #so this is part of my character development #you’re just a societal terrorist #reblog #shiloh fields

aceshardware

I don't understand what Leon was about, this Shiloh guy is great!

askeverettgray

#uhhhh #no tf he isn’t #do you want to end up on dateline?#cause this is how they find your body parts in three different counties #reblog #ace ferox

askeverettgray

@aceshardware

hey my mom sent me a care package. do you want smth

aceshardware

Ooh! Yes please!! And thank you in advance!!

askeverettgray

heh. i know

#i’m by the fountain #hurry up #reblog #ace ferox

@aceshardware

hey my mom sent me a care package. do you want smth

#going fast #high demand #i’ll give you first dibs bc i’m a fucking #great guy tho #ace ferox

askeverettgray

Hi again!! It's me! Ace! I was wondering if you'd want to hang out again! Once again, you can say no!!

I had fun when we did the other day! I was wondering if you did too...

- @aceshardware

sure y not

aceshardware

I don't know what you mean regarding unbuttered toast but yay!

askeverettgray

duh

#i wouldn’t have entertained this if i didn’t #reblog #//wheres ace #uhh no homo or whatevs

Hi again!! It's me! Ace! I was wondering if you'd want to hang out again! Once again, you can say no!!

I had fun when we did the other day! I was wondering if you did too...

- @aceshardware

sure y not

#you’re kinda like #unbuttered toast #vibe wise #but you’re hot #so i’m willing to overlook it #asks #//wheres ace

askeverettgray

Hi!! Uh, you will not know me. I mean, not me me. You probably know this universe's me? Maybe?

Anyway! I have this universe's me's phone! And we have quite a bit of pictures together! Is it too forward of me if I say I want to see you in person because of them? You can say no of course!

- @aceshardware

aceshardware

Oh no! No no no! You were awake! She's not a stalker! At least I don't think so!!

But Ahh! I'm glad we can meet up! It'd have to be a little later as I'm meeting up with Jasper soon!! But I'll see you later!!!

askeverettgray

uh sure? later i guess

#christ and you know the weird version of jasper #i hope no one steals my skin later or smth #reblog #//wheres ace

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