#benedictcabbage

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today i told Melissa i accidentally broke her headphones and i thought she gasped in horror but she was just hiccuping she does not care about my insolence

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mel wanna help me catch them or something!????!!?!??!

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Um i don’t think you can work out a boob

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all of them except 6,7,9,10 B) i hope you know what im talking about so i wont have to elaborate — benedictcabbage

1: post a selfie?

lol not rn

2: do you wear makeup? what makeup do you put on?

no

3: do you prefer dark or light haired people?

????why am I looking at their hair when i can be looking at their ass

4: what's your favorite song at the moment?

idk Im liking Tally Hall rn tho

5: what was the last song you listened to?

Someday by The Strokes

8: what are you doing right now?

Waiting for food

11: what's your favorite subject in school?

tbh science

12: what's your favorite color?

um???? nothing i am the void

13: what's your favorite sports team?

no

14: what's your favorite ice cream flavor?

Cherry Jubilee

15: when did you make your tumblr?

Like 7th grade

16: how many followers do you have?

69 xDDDDD

17: do you like where you live?

okish

18: is your room super messy or really clean?

prob more clean then messy

19: do you have a significant other?

no pls hug me 8(

20: do you prefer pens or pencils?

pens

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shoutout to mel for that one time

"why do you try so hard in school"

"i wanna get into a good college hbu"

"lol not that good"

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benedictcabbage replied to your post “holy SHIT MY teachers CUTE JFC ”

HAHAHAHAHAHGAHA I don't have him I have he doctor who one. Whih one is better whovian or cutie??

are u fucking serious a cutie of course

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Mel got me a nail polish from brazil just cause it was called impala awww thats so adorable