#benedictsgloriousbum

[benighten]

It's your first con in America so you're a bit nervous. Maybe you'll meet someone cool and have a super rad time, but when you arrive, you forget all about the money you paid, or what you even dressed up as. There was a ball pit AND a bouncy castle. It must be heaven. You immediately run for the pit since it only has seven people in it and get in the middle, shoving trolls out of the way, and smile. There is soon screaming. Someone has peed in the pit!! But do you move? No, because it was you!

AWWWWW SHIEEEETT I SHOULDN’T HAVE DRUNK THOSE 6 POWERADES BEFORE GETTING HERE

[duckduckbooks]

My favorite drink, when I'm not drinking water, is CherryVanilla Coke. I also like them separate in Coke and Pepsi form.

good thing you don't like in Canada or Chile since they do not have these things

[letsaskleonard-blog]

Didn't you hear? Johnny Test is getting canceled.

wtf these ppl have no taste

[duckduckbooks]

benedictsgloriousbum replied to your post:[[MOR]I feel like there is a small group of...

YOU SAID THE THING DUCKY. I hated Paper Towns because it was boring and like TFIOS but without cancer. Abundance was just…awful, but LFA, that’s my baby and they’re making it cutesy. No.

Yeah don't even talk to me about Katherines. I would burn it if I didn't spent $20 for that awful book. LFA is so near and dear to my heart. I don't want it to be a movie because they will probably play the romance so big even though THAT'S. NOT. IT. ugh thanks for letting me rant. you're fabulous, duckling

[moonblossom]

benedictsgloriousbum replied to your post: “What kind of an asshole gets an ear infection in the middle of the...”:

I do too because my ear drums are bullshit. I get ear infections all the time.

Yeah, mine are garbage too. I have hearing loss in my left ear because of it. Bleeergh.

buneesi replied to your post: “What kind of an asshole gets an ear infection in the middle of the...”:

look what you've done >:( *hopes you feel better soon*

I am a terrible person! But thank you <3 I'm using polysporin antibiotic drops and hoping I can cut it off early without needing oral antibiotics. We'll see how I feel tomorrow ><

[duckduckbooks]

benedictsgloriousbum replied to your post “I’m trying to stay off Tumblr today so I can actually read but how am...”

I should take pictures of my book shelf for you since they have rubber ducks on them. They're Easter ducks, but ducks all the same

SEND ME THIS PICTURE 

[duckduckbooks]

benedictsgloriousbum replied to your post:For every awesome person I find on here, there is...

for me, it always happens with harry potter or chronicles of narnia

Harry Potter is one of the biggest ones I've seen on here tbh

[books-cupcakes]

Oh god. That crying girl thing happens to me all the time but with crying babies in theaters. Seriously, I've had to see a movie three different times because children cried loudly during the ending. I understand that pain.

First of all your icon and url are PERFECT!!!!

What movie were you seeing that caused so many children to cry? lmfao. Was it Up? Because I saw that in theaters and I was so unprepared for the first half and I was a hot mess lol. Some woman brought her three kids to the tfios showing but they were more well behaved than crying girl. Which should tell you something lol.