#benedicttouchingthings

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Benedict touching Her Majesty.

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Hello!

Good evening (or morning or afternoon depending where in the world you are!) Just a little message to say thank you and hello to all the new followers. May you be touched the way Benedict has touched so many. Regards.

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sometimes im just like "how am i not following this blog???"

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PS.

A poll may be underway soon to determine what is the best thing Benedict has touched so far.

Stay tuned and get your votes in via the ask! Will be closing the voting then putting up the top five favourites!

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Guess Who's Back?

Yes it's me. Thanks for still following even though I'm so inconsistent. I hope Benedict has been touching many things in my absence. I'm sure his touching ways do not cease during hiatuses on this blog.

Anyway, I will be replying to a few messages left in my absence, so bear with me and we'll have this blog ship shape and Bristol fashion in no time!

Tally-ho my loves!

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I dont care if t's real or edited, I want a photo of Benny holding an otter! and another one holding a hedgehog!

Right. We must hatch a plan. Either:

Plan A. Somebody throws an otter into the air when Benedict is nearby. They must shout 'Oh my God, look; a poor defenseless otter has been mercilessly thrown into the air. WHO WILL SAVE IT?' With any luck, Benedict will heroically catch said otter and the person must then be on-hand to quickly take a photograph of him holding the otter (most probably with an epic derp face). They must then submit the photograph to this blog.

Plan B, all you followers who are a dab hand on photoshop, I implore you to make this happen. Photoshop Benny touching an otter/hedgehog for the utmost banter. Then submit. Or just sit and revel in your own genius.

This must happen!

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Submissions

I've opened a submissions link, which can be found here so you can submit some photographs of Benedict touching things yourself. This link will be opened for a limited time, just to test it out. I will post some of my favourite submissions.

Basically the guidelines are:

Benedict must be touching something.

There must be contact.

Hilarity must ensue.

Happy submitting.

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1000 Followers

It seems the frivolity of Benedict and his touching ways has attracted over a 1000 people. I don't know how to process this information.

I didn't expect even 10 followers when I started. I think I thought people might think me a little strange just posting photographs of him physically touching stuff. But alas, it seems many people like it.

So I will continue.

I'd like to say a big thank you to all the followers; your comments etc. make my day and I'm very grateful to every last one of you. Please sit back and enjoy the beauteous bounty of Benedict's itchy fingers and the lucky paraphernalia that they are scratched with.

And a message from the man of the moment.

  Thanks Benedict. You're touching the hearts of many.