9. … confessing a fetish (since I did 16 for desidesidesi)
Phil's stomach drops. Immediately, he runs through everything that's happened in the last month, every moment or expression or word that might have given some indication that anything was wrong, but he comes up blank. Clearing his throat, he asks casually, "Oh?"
Clint flops down on the couch beside him and folds into the opposite end with a tense expression. "It's... It's kinda weird. And I'm not saying that we have to, y'know, do anything about it. Just... please don't laugh at me, okay?"
"Of course not," Phil promises, frowning. "What's wrong?"
"Nothing's wrong, it's just..." Clint takes a deep breath. "Okay, so, when I was fourteen, there was this one stop where the circus was set up next to this classic car show. It was huge. Rows and rows of these gorgeous, shiny, sexy cars. I mean, they're supposed to make you think about sex, right? Except that I didn't just... It wasn't just that... I mean, they made me want to..." Clint heaves a sigh and rubs at his eyes. "I dreamed about them. About the fucking cars. About fucking in the cars. And on them. I wanted to... I wanted to rub my dick all over the vinyl seats and get come on the grille."
Phil's mouth goes dry. He doesn't necessarily have a thing for cars, but he definitely has a thing for Clint being turned on, whatever the impetus. He swallows and wets his tongue enough to ask, "Did you?"
Clint looks up sharply, his face flushed. "Yeah, I did. Snuck out in the middle of the night and jerked off on a sixty-nine Pontiac. Cleaned it up before I left, but I swear I stood there and stared at my jiz on the front end of that thing until I got hard again. It was amazing."
There's so much more that Phil needs to know, but what he asks is, "Are you telling me this because you want me to buy you a sixty-nine Pontiac? Because I think we can make this happen."
Clint fixes him with a level stare. "I'm telling you this because there is a garage full of beautiful cars in the basement of this tower, and I've spent every spare second since we moved in thinking about fucking you over one of them."
Oh god. "Stark would kill us."
"Stark would beat off to the security footage and get us a car for Christmas," Clint says, and he's probably right. "And anyway, like I said, we don't have to do anything, I just... Y'know, it's a thing. I like cars, and having that whole floor of them so close... It's distracting."
Phil thinks about it for a total of one whole second. "You get the lube. I'll get the handcuffs."
Clint grins. "God, I love you."