human embodiment of jazz hands

fanfiction, baking, music, pretty dresses, and general silliness can be found here. professional pastry chef + former opera singer = official kitchen entertainer

[jeannepompadour]

Dusty pink dress by Madame Grès, Autumn-Winter 1956-1957

[secondlina]

Haha babe ur so sexy~

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[wholeheartedsuggestions]

shoutout to the really anxious people who face the world every day even though it makes their whole bodies freak out

[jjadmanii]

THE QUOTES 😭😭😭

[utopians]

"sex scenes have no narrative purpose" is such a funny take on so many levels. people will really believe that the whole human experience is valuable to portray artistically except sex, which of course has never held emotional weight or significance for anybody

[utopians]

"what's the purpose of sex scenes in media??" well you see sometimes people have sex. sometimes it can be important even

[robogirldick]

yeah ok but i dont wanna watch straight sex scene number 1231234837582 in the middle of some movie thats clearly not fucking high art or anything, like please, tell me how the sex scene made jason X a deeper movie ill wait

[utopians]

you genuinely think that "the sex scene in Jason X, the movie about jason from Friday the 13th killing people in space, is bad" is a rebuttal to this point? like genuinely? genuinely? like you think that's the kind of sex scene I was talking about in the original post? you think when I'm talking about the artistic merit of sex scenes in movies you think I'm talking about the bit with the dominatrix in Jason X (2001) dir. James Isaac, the movie where Jason from Friday the 13th gets put in cryosleep and wakes up in the future on a spaceship where he starts killing people in outer space? you genuinely think this is the kind of movie and scene I'm referring to when I'm arguing for the potential artistic value of a type of scene? Jason X? Jason X? the one with Jason on a spaceship? you think that "well Jason X, the movie about Jason on a spaceship killing people in space, is bad" is a rebuttal to my point? Jason X? Jason X? J

[aliceinwondrbra]

This is very old, but this reply killed me:

[beemovieerotica]

pirates of the caribbean really introduced an eldritch octopus man who kills indiscriminately and torments the dead as their poster villain and then you watch the movies and it's like, "oh no, actually the worst villain in this series is a small white british man who functions as the herald of capitalism" and that was very very brave of them

[beemovieerotica]

[block-swing-perry]

tbh i think its crazy that i went from having everyday adult supervision to like none at all my parents just went damn your going to college. bye see you in year

[block-swing-perry]

im walking my ass to stores and they dont have a clue

[block-swing-perry]

no one stopping me from buying a little treat. (the treat is a bowl)

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I'm in my mid-30s and I still can't get over how I bought a chainsaw from the hardware store and have been using it to chop down tree branches and nobody stopped me.

[block-swing-perry]

hey wait a minute........i could also buy a chainsaw

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

They just let you do it

[lacetulle]

Elie Saab | Fall/Winter 2023 Couture

[embroiderycrafts]

I’m not sure if I should try to add shadows to the floor since this is the amount of thread I have left by carleria

[wearewatcher]

there are 2 shanes inside you

[prokopetz]

"You were fishing for that reaction" I mean, yeah? Of course I say things in the hope of eliciting specific expected responses. That's how conversation works.

[daily-spooky]

[gothiccharmschool]

Her mom taught her the ancient lore. This is good.

[nudityandnerdery]

I learned dances like this from a book.

[googledocsdyke]

remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave

[mostlybats-partiallyrats]

How fucking old are you people?

[googledocsdyke]

normal amount

[kunou78]

You see, there used to be a time (not all that long ago) when being offline was the default. And going online was the rare and wonderful thing that we (briefly) enjoyed.

It even came with happy modem noises.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

They weren't happy noises.

[mistakenot4892]

They were polite and reasonable noises! The sound of protocol being followed! Negotiation and compromise!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

The box would scream

[okaylokii]

✨🪐🌙

[teapartiez]

[rabbiteclair]

you know when somebody says this that they mean either a short amount of time, a long amount of time, or maybe just neither

[why-bless-your-heart]

(via @awesomebutunpractical)

[lovelyspooks]

Me at 3am clicking “keep reading” on the most jaw dropping, earth shattering, pantie dropping, smutty fic when I have to be up in 3 hours