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“Sivart tries to control him with (he air quotes) 'titties'”
Thoven, regarding Benjamin Strong.
"You come into a clearing. Standing before you is Melora... and not an apparition this time." “My lady.” (bows) "She beckons you to her." "She shakes her armpit hair at you" "Yes, she beckons you with her finger-like armpit hair."
Evan, Aurelia, Evan, John, Evan
"Fuck this, I can take all of them myself! C'mon, Bunny." "Ummm... my name is Debbie?" "Now your name is Bunny, shut the fuck up!"
Benjamin Strong, Debbie, Thoven, mimicking Ben
"If I were a king... and I knew I was trying to kill ME... I'd be pretty worried." "So, if you were trying to kill yourself...?" "Why don't you demonstrate for us?"
Benjamin Strong, Thoven, Arric
"I want a trophy. Can I take a tooth or something?" "Yeah, the dragon's lying dead in front of you. Have your way with it." "I don't have a purse. Do dragon's have nutsacks?" "Yeah, I cut it off during the battle." "Great! Now I have a coin purse that thieves can't cut." "You mean a backpack." "You open it up... 'There's nothing but sperm in here!'" "You never know when you'll need some sperm."
John, Evan, Travis, Dana, Travis, John, Evan, Dana
(to Thoven) "The dragon's fleeing, do something! Aren't you a bard? Sing the dragon a sad-ass song." "Sing him a George Michael song." "Or maybe Cat Stevens."
Sivart, Benjamin, Arric
"When you do this stuff, if you touch anything, it will feel like titties." "Wait. So if I pick up a beer it'll feel like titties?" "Yeah. Of course if you're into something other than titties..." "No no no, I'm definitely into titties."
Sivart, Benjamin, Sivart, Benjamin
"If you really want to attack this turn, you still have an action point." "No real ranger would do that!" "I'm not a ranger." "...Yes you are." "No I'm not." "You're totally a ranger." "I'm a... special ranger." "Like Smokey the Bear?" (Tony turns and points at Josh, whose character is on fire) "'Only you can prevent...' Well, YOU can't prevent from being caught on fire."
Josh, John, Dana, Evan, Dana, Josh, Dana, Josh, Tony
