Jun 10
Jay: “Good boy" is nice and all, but Ben and Mal just told me that "you have served us well" and I felt neuron’s fire that I didn't even know that I had.
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Jay: “Good boy" is nice and all, but Ben and Mal just told me that "you have served us well" and I felt neuron’s fire that I didn't even know that I had.
Mal: would you kiss my best friend to save my life?
Ben: I would stick my tongue down Jay’s throat for free.
Mal: my dream blunt rotation? Ben, Jay and Gil. With me as the blunt. Lonnie can join in too if she wants.
Lonnie: would you rather have a threesome with Ben and Jay or Ben and Gil?
Mal: Ben, Jay and Gil.
Ben, Jay and Gil: agreed.
Jay: watching them from the armchair isn’t enough anymore. I need to be on my knees in front of them when they do it so they can pat me on the head and call me a good boy.
Jay: whenever I’m around Ben and Mal I’m like Tom Hardy talking about Venom.
Lonnie: I hate that I understood that reference.
Jay: can you really call yourself her best friend if she doesn’t regularly invite you to threesomes with her and her husband?
Jay: I just had a threesome with my best friend and her husband. Best thanksgiving ever.