Beeenjissssa (:
Benjissa aka Benjamin Mckinnon & Narcissa Black
Ben, all the time. After they run away Narcissa finds it hard to sleep unless he’s there.
Favorite Non-sexual activity
Stealing and copying homework at school. Drinking wine and star gazing in France.Just generally being cupcakes.
Favorite Sexual activity
Well after all the sexual frustration at school, just doing the sex is fantastic. Anywhere and everywhere.
First Kiss
After Lucius’s inability to keep it in his pants came out, Ben fought him (because by then he’d fallen in love with Cissa). Of course he got his ass kicked. Narcissa had to look after Lucius, but afterwards she ran to make sure Ben was okay. He got a kiss as a thank you.
Favourite make-out spot?
Ben doesn’t care. Narcissa prefers somewhere well out of the public eye.
First Time
Christmas break during their sixth year.
Does anyone catch them in the act?
Yep, it’s unavoidable consequence of doing it everywhere. Luckily it’s never anyone they actually know.
Does anyone know about them?
Ben told four people:
- Tobias
- Ella
- Marlene
- Ransom
Here’s a list of everyone Narcissa told:
-No onebecause she’s not stupid.
Do people approve of them?
The list of people who do would be very short. Very very short.
Who uses all the hot water?
They use it up together.
Most trivial thing they fight over?
PDA, Ben stealing the blankets, pretty much every in Hannah’s A+ drabble
What they fight over most?
Narcissa’s continued prejudice. Some habits are hard to break. And who’s the bigger baby. (The correct answer is both of them)
Who does most of the cleaning?
They are both awful at cleaning. Narcissa does slightly more, but she complains the whole time.
Who steals the blankets?
Ben of course.
Who leaves their stuff around?
Ben leaves his Quidditch gear everywhere. Narcissa is pretty good, except in their closet. She thinks it’s more her closest.
Who remembers anniversaries?
They both remember all their anniversaries. First kiss, first time, they day they ran together, their wedding day. And they celebrate all of them.
Who cooks normally?
They are both atrocious cooks. It’s normally a group effort, not that it helps. It’s a massive relief when Ben starts his professional Quidditch career and they can afford help. Before that, it was a lot of takeout.
How often do they fight?
It’s hard to say, because most of their disagreements end before they can start. But massive fights are a rare occurrence.
What do they do when they’re away from each other?
During Hogwarts, Ben would send Narcissa “anonymous” owls. After they ran away together, they are never apart until they return to England. Even then it’s an extremely rare occurrence. When it does happen Ben sends owls, but Narcissa is awful at replying. She never likes to admit how much she needs him around.
Nicknames for each other?
Ben calls her Cissa. Narcissa can’t exactly shorten Ben, but she does use Benjamin when she’s annoyed.
Who is more likely to pay for dinner?
Ben, because it’s what Narcissa expects.
What would they get each other for gifts?
Ben would get an amazingly thoughtful gift. Something sweet and exactly what she needed, like her favourite perfume.He might have asked someone for advice but it’s the thought that counts.Narcissa would get Ben something “useful” to help improve his life and also give him the gift of her presence.
Who made the first move?
Ben tried to make the first move, but was quickly rebuffed. It didn’t stop him from trying though. It was Narcissa who initiated their first kiss that really set things in motion.
Who remembers things?
They are both pretty good, although Narcissa has a tendency to conveniently “forget” certain things.
Who started the relationship?
They would both take credit for it, but it was Ben who won Narcissa over.
Who cusses more?
Narcissa hardly ever cusses because she’s a lady. And she tries to stop Ben as much as she can.
What would they do if the other one was hurt?
If it’s not a serious injury, then they tell the other not to be a baby. If it is they would never leave the other’s side. They wouldn’t deal with it well tbh.
Do they get married?
YES YES YES. IN FRANCE. AND THEN THEY HAVE LYRA MARGUARITE, CORVUS LOIUS, NASH THEODORE, ANDERSON DRACO AND LYRA EMMA. AND THEY LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER OKAY XOXO
















