#benrey.host

[askjoshuafreeman]

The boys as well as yourselves seem to be trapped in a... picture of the past. Within, you can see Benrey in Xen, clear as day, lounging in his Boss Room as if the battle with the others had only just ended. He sings a song of pink, a mere speck when compared to the vastness of the room around him.

And he wasn't alone either. Someone else... someone "new" was there... Despite showing you everything wholesale, Benrey still seems to feel the need to lie to you. All of you.

It isn't too hard to see that whoever appeared there wasn't there to simply play.

[askjoshuafreeman]

Benrey.. you're a jackass

Benrey laughs as loudly as he can, as if the statement were the funniest thing in the world, mouth practically overflowing with half-eaten napkins.

"HA! HA! HA! HA! Sounds like, *smack* you're jealous, man. You're- you're a jealous, uh, James, bro. Jealous I'm, uh, a great cool."

[askjoshuafreeman]

joshua ur mans about to commit second degree murder

[askjoshuafreeman]

[And now you see the full picture...]

[Benrey Benrey Benrey Benrey(...) is Available for Asks!]

[The Boys are Available for Asks Once More!]

[askjoshuafreeman]

What the—

Wait is that benrey HI BENREY NICE TO MEET YOU I GUESS??-🔪🦀

". . ."

"Yoooo! It's me!! Wwwwassup!" Benrey pipes up with... what can best be described as an attempt at a smile. He only appears somewhat threatening.

"Jesus fucking christ, get away from us..." Allen responds, clearly not a fan of the menacing display.

[askjoshuafreeman]

And then, as if nothing happened...

... you are all brought right back to the diner. Despite displaying something that disturbingly impossible to wrap one's head around, Benrey seems unbothered. The boys, however, are quite a different story.

Allen is horridly on edge, and Joshua... seems to not be taking it well.

But, as fate would have it, their troubles do not appear to be ending any time soon. A blonde waitress has come by, undoubtedly to take their orders, but it isn't hard to see that she has met the boys before.

And to say she's unhappy to see them would be an understatement.

[Samantha is (regrettably...) Now Available For Asks.]

[askjoshuafreeman]

You can feel a menacing aura begin surrounding Benrey. Perhaps one shouldn't ask about things like that...

[askjoshuafreeman]

… Benrey why are you eating napkins-🐉🐈

He noms on another as he speaks to you, his head tilted slightly.

"Mnff wh-whaddya meamff? 'S good, bro. Whah-whah else, uh, 'm I gunna eaf?"