Nov 25, 2018
Look at me!! IM FLUFFIN BEAUTIFUL! 😻😻I’d swipe right on me all dang day!! Thanks to @fetching_collies . . #benzothecat (at Chicago, Illinois) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqnHncIn1fV/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=y5i2mqacuuue
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Look at me!! IM FLUFFIN BEAUTIFUL! 😻😻I’d swipe right on me all dang day!! Thanks to @fetching_collies . . #benzothecat (at Chicago, Illinois) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqnHncIn1fV/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=y5i2mqacuuue
Did you SERIOUSLY just ask me if I’m excited for thanksgiving? 🦃 I shit 💩 all over my self last year and RUINED my dang sweater...so you tell me 🙄 #ShitsgivingMassacre #AlmostKilledEveryoneInThatCar #TheSmellHauntsUsAll . . #benzothecat https://www.instagram.com/p/BqcxvzEHaaj/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=imqle1hxhgyz
Did you SERIOUSLY just ask me if I’m excited for thanksgiving? 🦃 I shit 💩 all over my self last year and RUINED my dang sweater...so you tell me 🙄 #ShitsgivingMassacre #AlmostKilledEveryoneInThatCar #TheSmellHauntsUsAll . . #benzothecat (at La Porte, Indiana) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqcxpSUn1Tc/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=xwq0g85und02
WHAT IN THE H-E-DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS IS IN THAT MUG!? More like Pumpkin Spicey BUTTHOLE!! 🤢 🤮 . . #benzothecat (at Chicago, Illinois) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqXemEdAF5x/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1hytrce42rhcp
Holy feck, have you guys seen that white floofy cold stuff falling from the sky?? ❄️ ❄️ What if I need to sit down?? WHAT IF MY BUTTHOLE GETS FROSTBITE!? It’s sensitive ya know! 🍑🙀 #QOTD Any creative solutions out there?? . . #benzothecat (at Chicago, Illinois) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqKvoMbgN95/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=10jjb6dzhnz7s
Who’s at the door?? Mah is it the cops?? 👮🏼 🚔 If they search my shizz I’m gonna be locked away....oh it’s Aunt Jennifer? Well she’s a damn narc so screw her too! . . #benzothecat (at Chicago, Illinois) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqF0wFKnoJQ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=hf4xybkpkwue
There’s nothing like soaking up the sun ☀️ and taking in a big whiff of your own toot. It’s a magical experience. 💨 💨 . . . #benzothecat (at Chicago, Illinois) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqDDqHTHkg0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1d0kofy3ynzt3
So some of you wild cats don’t quite know what all my purrlice talk is about, and many of you are new here 😺😼 So we need to go back and remember where I came from...da streetz yo! 💴 🌱 🔫😼 . That’s right, I was born a feral badass! 😎(Until my humans scooped me up anyway, but that’s neither here nor there!) 🌱 also don’t tip off the purrlice bout me wheeling and dealin da nip 🚔 I cant do another round in the clink! #ThugLife #snitchesgetstitches #BadToTheFloof . . #benzothecat (at Chicago, Illinois) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqAcSscATFJ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=16dii6evx0tt