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hello beloved mutuals i’m #NotDead i’m on vacation. ok that’s all bye.

#berd speaks #berd personal #[REDACTED] has so many cool birds!#if we’re actually friends/mutuals i’ll chat about where i am but i’m trying to not dox myself lmao

nsfw personal stuff under the cut, you've been warned

just bought a vibrator for the first time and OH MY GOD. consider my shit rocked.

#berd speaks #berd personal #best $16 i ever spent

crazy how i do one thing that’s mildly unhealthy in front of my mother and suddenly she’s full of “helpful reminders”

#the mildly unhealthy thing in question is eating about five gummy worms.#and she’s telling me that they’re “awful for your teeth”#i’ve never had a cavity in my life and i didn’t even buy these. my sisters friend left them here #i KNOW they’re not good for you that’s why i rarely eat them #real talk tho i think the fact that i live at home makes her forget that i’m an adult #and therefore i am allowed to make my own choices #berd speaks #berd personal #berd posting

do you guys think that if i hit myslef in the head hard enough i'll stop being nauseous

#berd speaks #berd personal #pls help me i am suffering #i have to be on campus for like three more hours

i hate having to peer review essays. what's a kind and professional way to say "i have no idea what the fuck your argument is because i think you were blackout drunk when you wrote this paper"

#berd speaks #berd personal #i feel bad giving them a bad review but like.#i've always been a very strong reader and if i can't figure out what you're saying it's BAD

do all my irl friends hate me or do i just need more sleep? the world will never know

#berd speaks #berd personal #the answer is (probably) that i just need more sleep but goddam i feel like shit

can someone who believes in astrology tell me which planet is responsible for this mental breakdown i’m having to beat off with a stick

#if any of you bitches say earth you’re getting blocked #having some thoughts about myself due to lore that i don’t think any of you know #actually i might have mentioned it offhand a while ago but i doubt anyone remembers it #anyway. who needs a therapist when you have insane mutuals #berd personal #berd speaks #holy shit my music is on shuffle and the most applicable song just came on. silver springs by fleetwood mac my beloved #if you read this far tell me ur favorite song in the comments and i’ll give u a forehead kiss

the voices in my head are telling me to get my nose pierced and they are LOUD tonight

#berd personal #technically i’ve already made up my mind that i’m gonna do it but i did tell my sister that i’d wait for her to be 18 so we can go together #but that’s another year and a half and idk if i can wait that long #anyway it’s extremely freeing to make yourself look the way you want and not care about what other people think #bc the good chill people will not care if you’ve got green hair

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