#BePlagiarist #BeConduitForYourParentsChainMigration #BeGardeningInHeelsAndNotHandHolding #BeFashionablyToneDeaf #BePartOfTheResistanceButNotReallyAtAll #BeUnflappableButNotLikeInAGoodWay #BeBodyDouble #BeDismissiveOfYourHusbandsAffairs #BeReadyWithALongTermDivorceStrategy #BeObjectOfScornAndSympathy #BeConcerenedAboutChildrenExceptThoseInCages #BeTheChangeYouWantToSeeInTheWorldButOnlyByEspousingEmptyPlatitudesNotByActuallyDoingAnything #BeInvisible #BeSupportiveInTheMostUnconvincingWayEver #BeAmbivalentButShockedWhenPeopleRealizeIt #BePassiveAggressiveButMostlyPassive #BeRestingBitchFace #BeWishingYouWereInNewYorkWhileLivingInWashingtonSleepingInASecondBedroom #BeAnEmptyShellFloatingThroughLifeCarriedByTheCurrentsOfTheOcean #BeBestCyberBully
A friend of mine and his friend did a little piece for Robotbutt. He says “ Andrew Knott and I are always trying to help. We are just good guys. So we wrote this piece to give a little advice to our first lady. Maybe it's time she rethinks her #bebest campaign. We have a few suggestions.”