❤❤❤ #Repost @dan_clay 🍔BERGER WEEK 🍔 3/3 😡 They say that everything happens for a reason. What if the reason is that some men are bullsh*t? Maybe not every relationship has a lesson. Maybe sometimes you just fall into the wrong hands. As I thought about my life post-Post-It, I realized: I had just been served a Berger with a side of lies. But maybe the Post-It was actually the perfect symbol for our relationship: We were only meant to be temporarily attached. And just like Post-Its, he was tacky and full of bad ideas. Just like Post-Its, he was square and a little too small. I couldn’t help but wonder: Are men with small penises destined to be big dicks? But as my anger cooled, I sympathized with Berger, who ultimately was more insecure than he was a**hole. So I put my middle finger down and picked my telephone up. Maybe everything does happen for a reason: to give you a reason to call your girls. Two paths diverged after a yellow Post-It, and I—I took the one with room for four, and that has made all the difference. #CarrieDragshaw #BergerWeek 💖 If you or someone you love has ever been Berger'ed, Carrie wants to hear your story. Tell us below or thru DM. I might write something a bit longer about how "men are bullshit" but great friends help you break free, not break down, after a break up 😜 In any event, I had so much fun this week. I hope you did too. (at Bee's Hive ;-P)