Bernard prior , Jamie skeet , Phil cheeseman
ok, both slow burn and enemies to lovers imply that i will in fact be boning down with the person and bernie is Pretty Fuckin Old so. at least theres room with going on a fake date to make it that im not gonna bone the old man so ill take it (plus like. a fake date with him would probably be pretty sweet as hes cute as fuck as with amelia and as long as there is zero flirting ill take him being really nice and pulling up my chair and stuff cause honestly itd be nice)
im pretty down to bone/smooch both jamie and phil so it could go either way.
that being said, ill take phil for enemies to lovers and jamie for slow burn.
mostly because i can take phil in a fight be it physical or verbal. phil cant defend himself and im not looking for a fair fight. jamie might well be able to beat me in a fight and like i said; im not here for a fair fight lol.
