#bertallman

[dykeactivities]

i cant think of anything funny to say but dyou want to laugh at my pain i nearly drove into a car today bc i saw a really beautiful person walking down the street (the type thats like Too Much you know, illegal) but i didnt die or kill anyone so its a good story i guess

honestly me............a few years ago i ate shit when i was skiing (I WASNT EVEN ON THE MOUNTAIN, MIND YOU. I WAS ON FLAT GROUND) because i thought i saw a pretty girl with colorful hair on a balcony but it turned out to be a 12 year old boy in a dumb hat. rip

[queenlevi]

OH MAX 

my locker key literally has “maXus 666″ on it and as ur phone contact is maxus on my phone i feel like this is a sign that this is your 90′s AOL screen name “maXus666″ 

[queenlevi]

i don’t think there will be a day that goes by that Max is not my biggest fan

[queenlevi]

bertallman she will be!!!!! She's in a lot of pain tho so she wants painkillers heh I wish I could drive tho bc id take her DDD:

[alienrat]

all the even numbers between 1 and 50 8))) (kiss)

;;;;;;;;;; i love you aaaaahhhhh

2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?yes

4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?

ye i do that a lot surprisingly

6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?yes and i cried(it was blue and yellow)

8. How often do you listen to music?p much all the time when i’m alone and not watching a movie

10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2015?WELLbut also i don’t think it’s gonna change dramatically before 2016 either so

12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’?yes

14. Can you drive a stick shift?i can’t drive at all

16. Are you going out of town soon?:((((( no

18. Have you ever told someone you loved them?yeah i do that a lot b/c if i love ppl i want them to know

20. Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for?no and i don’t think there ever will be

22. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?8))))))

24. What are you sitting on right now?my couch/bed b/c i can’t fuckin move

26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?no

28. Do you get a lot of colds?surprisingly no?? i have a good immune system ayyy

30. Does anyone hate you?probably lol

32. Do you like watching scary movies?only if i can make fun of them with someone and also only if said someone is willing to hold my hand the following 3 nights because i will be scared

34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?idk probably 2011 lol

36. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?literally at the beginning of this reply

38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?idk ???? maybe

40. Did you have a good day yesterday?no

42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl?probably not unless a miracle happens

44. What’s the best part about school?probably learning about and doing the stuff that i wanna do in the future??? that’s v cool

46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?no b/c we either sit close enough to talk or text each other lmao

48. Were you single over the last summer?i’ve been single every summer

50. What are you supposed to be doing right now?i don’t think there’s anything wow

[alienrat]

have you ever stubbed your toe on a sleeping person

no i don’t touch sleeping people

[queenlevi]

wait bex are you awake isnt it like 3am over there or something

[queenlevi]

OH MY GOD

So i threw the remains of my biscuit to the unsocial little shit, Oscar, and it landed on the back of his ear, and he jumped and it slid down his neck onto his side and he kept biting at his side and it was fucking hilarious.