#berum talks

[berumafun]

...look guys i fixed it aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa TToTT!!!!!!!!!!!

[berumafun]

Rant incoming: So I asked my friend if they felt JinTohma or TohmaJin more bc I think they both have top potential. (I think I lean TohmaJin or Switch but not exclusively JinTohma) And my friend answered JinTohma. Jin's buffer. Which I was like interesting, understandable, and then I went to bed.

I woke up. Devastation hit. I looked at my Jins, my Topless Jins. My life has been a lie. Oh Jin, you're more twink than I remember—

And then I looked at Tohma. Oh Tohma, why are you so clothed? I want to take off those layers one by one—sorry my horny is showing.

WHY ARE YOU SO CLOTHED YOU SHOULD STRIP— IS YOUR CAPTAIN FORCING YOU TO WEAR CLOTHES??? LIKE THESE GOODS ARE FOR MY EYES ONLY??? DON'T YOU DARE SHOW THEM TO ANYONE ELSE??? (purely delusional)

I reported my findings to my friend like like we can tell how buff or not buff Jin is, but it's inconclusive for Tohma— not to mention the art style makes both of them look like twinks.

Tohma's way too clothed. There *might* be a slight possibility that he's buff under all those layers. *Just a maybe* They're pretty similar in height so we can ignore that factor. (Jin might be 1-3cm taller unless that's shoe difference?? It's hard to tell but the difference is not too substantial.)

So then we get to weapons, if Tohma wields a halberd meanwhile Jin wields a sword, Tohma probably has buffer arms(?)

THEREFORE—IN THIS ESSAY I WILL SAY,

IT MUST BE LIKE THIS????

And with that I convinced my friend Tohma is more than a nagging secretary. Tohma can top—

But now I am left with ah shit you're right. Jin.....he might not be horny.........like in general...............😅

[berumafun]

SHO WITH A CABBAGE WASN'T COPIUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! / HOLLERING INTO THE VOID 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[berumafun]

TOHMA I LOVE YOU TOO (SOBBING)

[berumafun]

wedding Jin rerunning with standard Tohma must be a sign telling me to not pull.........

last time around I threw in like 100ish pulls or more at city Jin and he gave me TOHMA. AND TOHMA, this fucker, GAVE ME A SHINY RAINBOW FEATHER. GEE.. THANKS TOHMA. LOVELY SURPRISE. YOU ARE MY ONLY MAX AWAKENED CHARACTER. WHY DO YOU DO THIS?

I think I skip it. Tohma is here to warn me to refrain from foolish temptations. I await our birthday Tohma.. OUR..birthday..sobbing

[berumafun]

i just finished the new Mortkranken chapter (14)

Spoilers ahead I need to speak. I NEEEEED TO SPEAKKJSDFKJSDF

I was already spoiled with Yuri crying bc of tumblr/twitter + some plot details from the magazine translations (which is fine idc about being spoiled that much it doesnt really take my enjoyment away)

But no one warned me about Hyde. WHY DID NO ONE MENTION HYDE????????????

SIR, WHY AND WHO ARE YOU HITTING ON WITH THE SEXY BEDTIME ASMR VOICE IN YOUR LAST LINE??

(It was hot....... I think I'm down bad for Hyde now)

My friend was like I never thought you'd thirst over Hyde

And I was like WELL I NEVER EXPECTED HIM TO GO 😘 WITH ALL HIS SWAGGER.

[berumafun]

Looking at queue and i just do not understand

IT SAYS PUBLISH A POST 1 TIMES A DAY BETWEEN 12 AM AND 12 AM. 

That means.. 12 AM....... Everything is scheduled for 12 PM? :DDDD