Jul 6, 2014
TRUE. :'''> #bestconvoever
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TRUE. :'''> #bestconvoever
The amazing moment when my sister strolls in and starts a conversation by saying "you know what's wrong with hitler"
My Friend: I remember the Halo 2 days. when people would talk so much shit to me for being 9 years old and winning.
Me: Lol, scrub.
My Friend: Damnit Josiah.
Me: I was slitting throat at 2.
My Friend: I was whooping ass at games at 2. Who wins? Actually you coulda killed me at 2...
Me:I was slitting throat at 2. I was slitting throat at games while I was still in the womb.
My Friend: Jesus Josiah, then why aren't you a #mlgpro yet?
Me: I am. But every time I actually try I pwn so hard the world wide web kills itself and the government officials of every country in the world signed a petition to get me to never try again.
My Friend: So the gov. can keep the beast in lockdown for now. BUT FOR HOW LONG
Me: Mhmm. Actually I'm now a secret weapon. Russia and Seria think they got it covered with their people and bombs. But the U.S. has me.
My Friend: They will have no idea what fucked them up.
Me: Because I am a super destructive mlgpro plus I can slit approximately 93,015,765 throats within the same millisecond.
My Friend: Thats more people than fucking live in Canada. You could kill Canada more than 3 times over. They need to not fuck with the U.S.
Me: why do you think they don't try to take Alaska?
My Friend: Josiah... you are making our lives a safer place. How will we ever replay you?
Me:well... WHERE MY FUCKING COMIC BOOK SERIES WITH AWARD WINNING MOVIES AND VIDEO GAMES. AND UNLIKE THOSE FAKE SUPERHEROES I GET THE FUCKING JOB DONE.
My Friend: They need to keep you a secret.
Me: True.
My Friend: And what about Bullshit man? He gets shit done. Where ever Bullshit is heard he is there.
Me: But i get the job done RIGHT.
My Friend: Getting the job done right since you were in the womb. Best super hero ever.
Me: Yupp. #BestConversation2013
My Friend: lol yeah
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