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The Angry Video Game nerd movie (2014)
Whenever I have a bad day, I love to watch An Idiot Abroad or The Ricky Gervais Show (Cartoon)
Ricky Gervais: Callum Best is only famous because of his dad.
Karl Pilkington: Yeah....but you could say the same about Jesus.
There will be a few people who say this today...
If you could have any super power what would it be? #bullshitman #karlpilkington #superhero #marvel #capcom #dcuniverse #captainamerica #captainenglang #europe #england #britain #british #anidiotabroad #idiodabroat
explains how ive felt todays been
a total load of fucking bullshit
My Friend: I remember the Halo 2 days. when people would talk so much shit to me for being 9 years old and winning.
Me: Lol, scrub.
My Friend: Damnit Josiah.
Me: I was slitting throat at 2.
My Friend: I was whooping ass at games at 2. Who wins? Actually you coulda killed me at 2...
Me:I was slitting throat at 2. I was slitting throat at games while I was still in the womb.
My Friend: Jesus Josiah, then why aren't you a #mlgpro yet?
Me: I am. But every time I actually try I pwn so hard the world wide web kills itself and the government officials of every country in the world signed a petition to get me to never try again.
My Friend: So the gov. can keep the beast in lockdown for now. BUT FOR HOW LONG
Me: Mhmm. Actually I'm now a secret weapon. Russia and Seria think they got it covered with their people and bombs. But the U.S. has me.
My Friend: They will have no idea what fucked them up.
Me: Because I am a super destructive mlgpro plus I can slit approximately 93,015,765 throats within the same millisecond.
My Friend: Thats more people than fucking live in Canada. You could kill Canada more than 3 times over. They need to not fuck with the U.S.
Me: why do you think they don't try to take Alaska?
My Friend: Josiah... you are making our lives a safer place. How will we ever replay you?
Me:well... WHERE MY FUCKING COMIC BOOK SERIES WITH AWARD WINNING MOVIES AND VIDEO GAMES. AND UNLIKE THOSE FAKE SUPERHEROES I GET THE FUCKING JOB DONE.
My Friend: They need to keep you a secret.
Me: True.
My Friend: And what about Bullshit man? He gets shit done. Where ever Bullshit is heard he is there.
Me: But i get the job done RIGHT.
My Friend: Getting the job done right since you were in the womb. Best super hero ever.
Me: Yupp. #BestConversation2013
My Friend: lol yeah
Fuckin' love and romance and bullshit like that just fucks with your emotions, it shouldn't even mean anything it doesn't make any sense but it really freaking hurts man.