Aug 13, 2023
BESUS LORE
So like.
Besus was a dude Yknow.
He walked around trying to spread the Horrordust religion and shit.
Apparently people didn’t like that.
So they put him on the cross and blah blah.
“I didn’t die for your sins, I died for Horrordust.”
The Ten Amendments?
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“Do I cuss? That’s the stupidest fucking question I’ve heard today. NEXT.”
“Biblically accurate JAA? Yeah, I know them. Pretty fun.”
“What’s Horrordust? Die. Oh, you want to learn? Shit, my bad.”
“Why do people say burn in hell? It’s a great place. My dad lives there. After he DIED of ligma—“
Horrordust is canon in Besus mythology if you couldn’t already tell.
“Who said homosexuality wasn’t allowed? It wasn’t Adam and Eve. It was Horror and Dust.”
“Imagine being cis.”