#beta babbles

[skullhoodz-moved]

this man right here

is TRANS

change my god damn mind

[please-alpha-nblm]

when u forget ur a switch

me: why am I so cranky and tired and touch starved

me: I have three partners I'm topping regularly ffs I shouldn't be yearning like this

me: oh god look at that dude's HANDS

me: nnf pretty mean lady step on me pls

me: holy shit I want that nb tiktoker to *ruin* me fuck-

me: [refers to random actors as Daddy regardless of gender/age]

me: ...oh.

me: I need to bottom. That's. That's what's going on here.

[skullhoodz-moved]

@ billy and mandy fandom hear me out

[please-alpha-nblm]

Just one of those nights when I'd love to have my face shoved in the pillow and be used as a toy for someone else's pleasure...

[please-alpha-nblm]

Tonight's mood: someone dominant in full Regency wear cooing with false sympathy over a sub's gasps and cries.

Completely unruffled, not a stitch out of place, sitting at a table playing cards with other Well Dressed people of means. The sub is naked and wrecked at their feet, tucked at the side of their dominant's chair.

The players take no notice until the pet by their feet moans just a little too loudly and they all fold their cards and sigh indulgently. Knowing their colleague has a new toy to break in, and don't they just take So Much Work to get in the Right Habits. And then being toyed with and shown off for their mild amusement.

Maybe favors between pets being exchanged on slips of paper instead of cash as the stakes raise...

[skullhoodz-moved]

this sam and max corpse bride au inspired me to make a sam and max ponyo au

[skullhoodz-moved]

the fact that dingodile would be a better guardian figure than my own dad says something

[please-alpha-nblm]

Beta headcanons (as someone who mostly IDs as a masc leaning beta...)

Feel like being dommed? In a submissive mood? Betas are service switches. Nothing makes me as happy as seeing a well pleased mate.

If you're feeling touch starved, betas are always down to snuggle in a big pile. I very very rarely get "touched out".

Betas nest, but more in a "my space is clean, organized and comfortable so my partners can relax in it" way. Picture high quality sheets and towels, memory foam mattress toppers, fancy coffee makers, waterfall shower heads.

Betas don't generally care as much about societal roles. Wanna put makeup on me/think I'd look cute in a skirt/lingerie? Sure! Need a house spouse? I'm there. Got laundry that needs doing? Gimme.

Don't want kids of their own but love caring for packmates' kids.

View partnerships as a way to build a loving, emotionally intimate community.

Basically, your beta isn't happy and content until the pack is. They're leadership support, looking at partners as individuals rather than courting/preferring specifically Alpha/Omega partners.

Sex: Sure, no intense ruts or burning heats. But betas are easy to get going, fun to tease, multi orgasmic and hard to over stimulate. And if you need to take or give a knot, that's what strap ons and/or generous amounts of lube are for!