alphas are out, betas are in.
that's it. that's the post.
thanks to the invention of the internet, betas desirability as partners has surpassed BOTH alphas and omegas. Turns out all of your favorite historical figures were betas, shocker. All of your least favorites were alphas, and frankly omega PR has rested too heavily on "ease of birthgiving" with no additional work put in. Lazy!
betas have it going on. They're poets, they're singers, they're actresses.Every famous person you know is a beta. They're easy to work with, great to have as friends, and RELIABLE. They're not going to ghost you for a week and blame it on a heat, in fact thanks to their keen sense of smell they might be able to tell if you're rut is incoming. They'll probably bring you soup.
They've got the 'equipment' you're looking for, with all sorts of surprises in store. Those in intimate relationships with betas are never dissatisfied, that's all I'm saying. EVER. They've got everything you need and more!
Studies show that individuals with beta partners report higher need satisfaction, and experience more benefits of bond marks. They're natural communicators, have you ever heard a love song? It was written by a beta, and it was likely performed by a beta too. They can get things done.
The amish community, for example, has been beta dominant for centuries and is mostly comprised with betas. Have you ever appreciated amish craftsmanship or homecooking? Of course you have.
They come in all shapes and sizes, they are always looking good. Somehow they've got impeccable fashion sense? Is that genetic? Jury is out. They're for the people. Research is very clear, beta politicians are the most reliable and fulfill their promises. They don't care about power - yes sure, some billionaire betas are getting plastic surgery to become alphas, but betakind renounced those folks eons ago!
Do you hate how moody your alpha partner is all the time? Want a partner that will actually listen and remember what you say? How about someone so thoughtful it makes you tear up? Is your omega partner obsessed with their own attractiveness and hopelessly vain? Try a beta.
Beta's have the best cardiovascular health, the least likely to struggle with addiction, and some say they have the cutiest babies. Studies are inconclusive but promising.
Betas aren't just future, they were the then and they are the now.