As of October 2025, former NFL quarterback Cam Newton has nine children. He has several biological children with ex-girlfriend Kia Proctor and photographer LaReina Shaw, along with two children with his current girlfriend, Jasmin Brown. Newton also considers the older children of his partners as his own, emphasizing that he does not distinguish between biological and stepchildren.
Stupid people will say, "If he has the money to provide for them, what's the problem?" There are actually two problems with this: The first problem is that no man can effectively and directly parent so many children spread out over so many different homes.
The second is that this reflects what's wrong with modern society; the dumbest mofos are the ones procreating…en masse.
And this ni**a is one dumb mofo!